How to Be a Keeper

New books will continue to come out after I die and I’m really frustrated that I probably won’t be able to read them

Probably?

This is why ghosts haunt libraries.

no offense but bucky not remembering what he does as the winter soldier makes his & sam’s rivalry so much funnier

This just keeps getting better and better

Sam: “Let me guess you were the second shooter on the grassy knoll.”

Oh this is some good tea ☕️

‘No spoilers’ is supposed to be a warning to the fan base about ‘hey don’t ruin my movie experience by telling me what actually happened’ not ‘hey writers here is permission to fuck up everything because you read two fan theories that correctly predicted your ending’

‘childhood is when you idolize Batman adulthood is when you realize that the Joker makes more sense’ - this is the most Reddit thing I’ve read all day.

#I thought adulthood was feeling bad for all the stupid bullshit commissioner gordon had to put up with  (geologicadept)

Childhood is idolizing Batman, adolescence is thinking the Joker is right, adulthood is realizing that Gordon absolutely doesn’t get paid enough for this shit

Womanhood is realizing that you need to run away from any man who idolizes the joker

why limit yourself between choosing between a pretty feminine aesthetic or a dark one? if persephone can be the goddess of spring & queen of the underworld at the same time so can you

This is both against the gender roles that God put forth and in favor of the worship of pagan God’s. This is blatant satanic blasphemy

frollo has logged tf on

Reblog if you too are against the gender roles that God put forth and in favor of the worship of pagan Gods.

I wonder when exactly it was that Star Trek stopped being perceived as light, fluffy, not-really-legitimate sci fi that ~housewives~ liked and started being seen as serious nerd business that girls had to keep their gross cooties off. 

Also when did the Beatles start to be remembered as rock legends rather than a silly boy band teenaged girls liked?

When men decided they liked them.

this is seriously exactly how it happened. Women were actually the first rock and roll ‘critics’ because they would write in to women’s papers and magazines to share and discuss what their kids were listening to when men still thought it was trashy teeny bopper music. once it became a lucrative, mainstream genre men shoved women out of the space. Men also tend to be gatekeepers once they move into formerly female spaces - early trek fandom was incredibly open and inclusive; women would set up fan get togethers in their own houses to discuss the show or invite the actors to visit before conventions became a thing, and then were huge in organizing the first conventions - but now the stereotype of a trekkie is a nerdy white dude who scoffs derisively at casual fans and newbies with his encyclopedic and pedantic knowledge of trek

I propose we call this “mentrification”

YES

When you attend school you are technically in story mode but once you graduate your life turns into an open world game with just side quests here and there.

Now this I actually want. Wtf DC you finally getting your shit together?? After all these years I never thought I'd see

my family is so. fucking weird and resistant to talking about anything. when i was a small child i asked my mother why she had a lot of gifts and things where people called her by another name and she like. didn’t give me a straight answer? it was her Hebrew name. like that’s literally it. that’s all u had to say 

great-great-grandma cohen refused to tell her younger children that they were related to her two eldest children

my family didn’t tell me about part of my actual name until i sent away for my social security info to get my driver’s permit in my junior year of high school. i have an entire middle name that no one ever felt the need to mention to me

i had to google my own brother to find out why we don’t talk about him anymore

no one knows great-grandma ruth’s real last name 

this is some Lemony Snicket shit right here

My dad has a half-sister that no one talks about. I didn't find out until I was in college, and even still I only know her first initial.