Carpe Diem

im a bar of soap and God is an instagram girl with acrylic nails and a box cutter

It’s extra funny bc the character actually is like a 20 year old girl who’s been cursed to look like that.

As a kid and I was always confused as to why Sophie just accepted being an old woman but I get it now.

You ever see a pretty dress, a well-organised notebook, a peculiar balcony or read one line of poetry and get the overwhelming urge to reinvent yourself

yall: non binary is a broad spectrum of identities and pronouns arent gendered! you are valid!  nb girl: im non binary but i consider myself at least partially a girl, and not a man at all! so i’m a nb girl, and as a nb girl who loves girls exclusively, i’m a non binary lesbian! i also use he/him pronouns cus im still non binary/i’m butch/other pronouns dont work for me for whatever reasons/its literally my choice and none of your business yall: umm i hope you die Also pronouns are gendered after all and Also non binary actually only means you dont have a gender at all and Nb Girls/Boys don’t exist bc thats identifying with the Binary Also only the people i approve of are valid it turns out

What a punch

This is assault and illegal. He may spew nothing but bile but his right to free speech must be protected

Freedom of speech just means the government can’t tell you what to say. 

Hozier and Florence Welch are just pseudonyms Hades and Persephone have taken on after haven taken music lessons from Orpheus for a couple thousand years and deciding going into the music industry and gaining “fans” would be a modern equivalent form of the worship that previously sustained them thanks for coming to my ted talk

#yeah except florence is hades and hozier is persephone

His art is gorgeous! Just scrolling through and they’re fantastic work ~

if you are rude to lesbians i am going to throw rocks at you physically

just to be clear it was me a real life gay woman who made this post not thor or any other fictional character and i would suggest that the marvel stans in the notes calm down before you start qualifying as rock targets too

two pickup trucks

one cylinder block

guy who thinks he’s apolitical: *isn’t*

Imagine if a couple figured out they were transgender around the same time and they just decided to switch names

…that’s kinda great