Shakespeare's other ghostwriter

the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.

Straight people have access to an extra celebrity called “jelly roll” that the lgbtq can’t perceive

this isn't the gif i thought it would be .

Part of me just thinks I need to have this close at hand.

absolutely insane sock game on this twink

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

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