im really feeling it

at the bus stop showing a stranger the picture of the devil that I keep in my wallet

overdraft fee is crazy like bro you literally know i dont have the money

hello from slovenia. thats what id say if i was from slovenia.

technically it's what you just said now too. or did you only mention the statement rather than say it?

hello from slovenia. thats what id say if i was from slovenia. thats what id say if i was from america

You can’t keep introducing metalanguages like this

thats what youd say if you were mad at me..

today i learned that the finnish word for ‘hazardous waste’ is ongelmajäte, which can also translate as ‘problematic garbage’ and my roommate and i immediately agreed this is a word that belongs on tumblr.

Your fave is ongelmajäte

in german it’s Sondermüll which means special trash and that too belongs on tumblr

One man’s ongelmajäte is another man’s sondermüll.

My doctor insists i cant eat clown food and that its bad for me

What even is clown food?

The food that they feed clowns to keep them docile and colorful

music is stupid

music is for bad idiots 🫂

So everyone should die?

Obviously