im really feeling it

So full that i see my giant roast chicken as a man stranded on a raft

Don't order from Poop if you don't want Shit!!

Me sexting: what would you do if you found me with my hands tied ;) My feminist bf: I Would Free You

I’ve known this post longer than I’ve known most of my friends

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

I don't want people who voted green to die, but I had to choose blue again, since we're not told what happens if majority votes green. The first one said that everyone survives if the majority votes blue, but the second poll doesn't say the same thing about green. I'm forced to assume that this question is being asked by a evil trickster deity that is maliciously hiding the information of what happens if the majority votes green.

i never said that

In The Desert .. Seymour Walks..

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great