im really feeling it

"impulse buy" (noun) anything I have been low-key thinking about purchasing for 3 months, an item that subsequently spent 24-48 hours in my cart as I went through each and every state of grief, and which I then bought, in a desperate, the-guilt-can't-get-me-if-I'm-fast-enough rush.

coworkers love earnestly saying shit like Yeah i just asked chatgpt what i should be feeding my newborn

by disagreeing with me on this topic, you're aligning yourself with everyone else who disagrees with me, which includes the Chaos Death Cult, and they chaos kill people so....

we dont chaos kill that many people.

mostly i do god knows what

sunday evening dont trust yourself hold the line

family members are an extremist class that cannot be reasoned with