im really feeling it

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

when Metal Gear Solid 5 came out the disc came with a poster that was just a map of northern Kabul, Afghanistan and me and my brother used to fight over it

People of america, when I took office with the mandate to kidnap every gamer neet from their home and force them to dig water retention berms in the desert many said we were crazy. "They'll all die of heatstroke," "their weak bones will snap after an honest days work," "their pallid skin will melt in the sun." Well I stand here today to admit you were all right, my bad.

Life Grips

Instagram kept showing me this video over and over again and it’s so disgusting and vile I had to to make it into a gif and show you

Okay! I love this now, it’s really special to me.

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.