im really feeling it

Did you hear about that thing nobody cares about and sucked?

babies are noobs and so they must be pwned

Lately ive been finding myself relating to the dying pig

early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies

You're not allowed to watch morally questionable movies because you're prone to evil and it can corrupt you. Whereas I'm allowed to watch morally questionable movies because I'm such a good person that the movies are actually redeemed by my consumption of them. If I write a favorable letterboxd review the rehabilitative effect is even stronger. But you are still not allowed to watch them in that case. Ok?

they sell items at tjmaxx that even God is not aware of

My reward for beating Classic Mode as Walter White