im really feeling it

$6 coffee oh ill see myself out

I just saw the world's freshest baby in Panera bread. Like that thing was JUST out of the oven. I've heard of being wet behind the ears but this baby was wet behind the everything. It was still damp.

I just saw the world's freshest baby in Panera bread. Like that thing was JUST out of the oven. I've heard of being wet behind the ears but this baby was wet behind the everything. It was still damp.

having a body made of meat sucks ass

kill dorothy fuck the lion marry the tin man and i dont care about the other one

this site ain't so bad. it's something to do in the mornings while ur bread toasts, right? ^_^

They dont know im reciting inauspicious mantras for the detriment of all beings

I think it would be really wonderful if seagulls were constructed more like bottles with a mystery inside. What I'm imagining is that were you to catch one, you could then unscrew its face and there would be a glowing gem nestled in some sort of socket. The Core of the Gull so to speak. Then you could swap that around with other seagulls, and after screwing the faces back on they would fly off as if nothing happened. Hm... Is this too esoteric, or do some of you see what I am getting at?

dont talk to me or my clone or my shadow self or my reflection or my me ever again

you ever notice how covid cases have spiked since the cock destroyers split up? can’t be a coincidence 

since the what