im really feeling it

do nuns have pockets

It drives me nuts when middle aged business owners come into my job telling me they're "not computer people" as if the personal computer hasn't been standard equipment in most businesses for almost half a century now

"I just never learned how to use it" what do you MEAN. There are pictures of offices from the mid 1980s (when you were probably younger than a teenager) FULL of early desktop computers, and you're telling me that not once did you ever figure out how to enter text into a field on a website in the 40+ years since? And you run a business?

Finding out that most small business owners are absolute fucking morons and then watching them make well over 6 figures a month while I struggle to feed myself has been one of the biggest humiliations I've ever had to endure

salad is mostly items

in the Egyptian wing of the museum and my boyfriend is like "what are all the time periods of ancient Egypt" and I'm like predynastic, early dynastic, old kingdom which is when the pyramids were built, first intermediate, middle kingdom, second intermediate, new kingdom which includes amarna period and yugioh, third intermediate, and then all the late period stuff and macedonian and roman eras. and he's like run that by me one more time

"why do you still bring up charlie kirk" because it's funny. his death is genuinely a running joke to me. you could say it's the greatest contribution he has made to society