Multifandom, writer, fanartist — any pronouns — arts, feels 'n' fairytales — sometimes gore|light nsfw|dark themes — recently repurposed as temple of poseidon [mostly an infrequently maintained collection of aesthetics with random bits of my own art]
or: The Introduction. This account contains a tired bat too old for social media plz handle with care.
active Nicks/Pseuds: eintausendschoen/ein1000schoen/tausendschoen/ceentsh
Pronouns: they/them/any
how to pronounce: ayn-tow-sent-shen - or just say ceentsh
Languages: GER/ENG, can read some french
Blog policy:
nsfw is labelled;
tags are explicit even for milder content and use "cw: ..." for content warnings;
do heed in general: don't like, don't interact;
on the spectrum and easily overwhelmed;
will reblog anything I like, so heed the tags, it's messy in here;
ask box is for asks that might be of interest for other's too;
ask box is not for spam (will block spammers with utter ruthlessness)
fanart for fanwork is a theme here (see point 3) and I appreciate it in any form;
Interests: Multifandom, writes and does some amateur art stuff;
🎆⏬ Art and fic directory, commission openings below ⏬🎆
generally open for the idea of commissions:
fic beta/editing
writing/art collabs
writing commissions
(fan)art commissions
please inquire specifically provide me a good pitch (aka 50-100 word summary of story or art piece, pairing) and specify what you need/expect as service from me. I'll decline anything without the basic info, and I reserve to decline if it's just not my cup of tea;
will do: sketch commissions, portraits (headshots, half breast half body, full body), ref sheets for chars/ocs, celebs as characters, light nsfw (just look at my stuff), gore, body and eldritch horror (to my ability); gay old guys any time;
won't do: your pet animals (i'm shit at that) and furry (won't look like you'll hope it to look), hardcore kink/nsfw and anything I have to google extensively; racist and queerphobic/misogynous stuff; anything I'm not into (will let you know at once);
dni: AI-pologists, queerphobic, minors; I've got zero tolerance for spammers
In case you wondered, "ein Tausendschoen" is a fancy german word for daisy flowers.
>> full name explanation post <<
👉Art directory👈
Click tags to find my art
By Medium: pencil | watercolour | acrylics | mixed | ink | photography | digital | tradart
By Topic: fanart | my own | tutorials | nsfw labelled
👉Fic directory👈
AO3 (mostly english fic, active account, log in to see all fics)
Fanfiktion.de (German only, active account)
Fanfiction.net (German only, the stuff from the attic)
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Omg this looks like some sort of Fairytale Horror; like, a town with trees that have missing pets or people etched into them- coming off naturally enough to be dismissed as bark/tree discolouration
It started with animals, dogs and cats going missing. No one gave it much thought, it didn’t seem that out of the ordinary. Pets get lost, they run away.
Then it’s people. Kids, teenagers, adults, seniors, all disappearing without a trace.
There is something wrong with the trees. Faces etched on them where they never were before. So subtle you might not notice at first glance.
The faces on the trees eerily resemble the people that went missing.
As arborist and artist myself, I love how the artist @wurmzone pays attention to the flow of growth, the dynamics within the structures and textures within the tree.
Especially the simplifications work well - leaves contrasting with the wooden body, soft foliage with stark shadows and lines of the bark.
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So, I'm not gonna ask about Queen of Shipbreaker Shoal since I wanna read the complete chapters when the new ones follow--I am so happy that you're back to posting 💕--but there's no way to skip past Break my lying tongue because that is such an intriguing title, and you know how I am about this ship :3
Thank you so much for the ask, Splitterregen. QOSS would be the shorter wait, anyway, haha. But srsly it's going well atm and I am mostly busy fixing, finalizing and tightening scenes. And at this point I gotta say readers and reviewers like you you can tank such a long hiatus are rare, you know? ✨️Rare! ✨️ And I am really grateful for your thoughts. 🙏 Thank you. It's a bit of a blessing. 🥹
But we're here for the WIP game! So "Break My lying Tongue" ... oh my.
It sorta came about while I sketched out that small cover for "Beyond Light" and my perfectly sea-themed Poseidon playlist decided to add VOLA's 'Break My Lying Tongue' quite on its own — the lyrics, that soaring chorus line just blew me away.
I ask of you A tiny fleet Of my Obsessions I'll let it strike And play. Why do we sail Into confessions? I would've dared To Stay.
The basic concept is this: If a King of Lies can't lie underwater, does the Lord of the Seas win the argument, then? Okay, it was crack once, I swear, but the current state of the story is a tad bit more profound. I took 'Get in the Water' and tried at Poseidon's perspective without '600 strike'... here you go. (It's so hard to find a good cut.)
... it's a thing I claw around with every now and then between larger chunks of work. They're almost at Ithaka so I suppose I'll publish it sometime in the future. 😅
RULES: Create a new post with the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous they may be. People send an ask with the title that most intrigues them, then you post a snippet/draft/sketch etc. or tell them something about it!
List below ⏬⏬
Thx for the tag @splitterregen. I'll join, bc I love writing, and as you will see below, exactly 1 story of all these behemoths below is currently published. I write mostly for the joy of it, but when I publish, its mostly for the occasional time traveller. And that is okay. I am a niche writer. My fandoms are mostly dead and gone.
With absolutely no obligation to pick up the torch:
Tagging @apomekhanes because their fics are so interesting and I believe there are WIPs, and also @travellingwiththedead because I know you are, have been and will always be writing up something, even if there aren't many overlaps between fandoms for us.
Everyone else: feel free to adopt this. If you feel inspired, consider yourself tagged :)
Here's the list:
Fandom - WIP wordcount - Main pairing
▶️ active ⏸️on pause 🔂finished, needs editing
Working title
Epic the musical – 56.467 – Penelope & Poseidon
▶️ Queen of Shipbreaker Shoal
Epic the musical – 3.846 – Odysseus/Poseidon
⏸️ Break my lying tongue
Neschan – 5.373 – Yonathan & Sethur
🔂 Das Herz des Jägers
Neschan – 58.993 – Yonathan / Sethur
▶️ Berühr mich nicht
Krabat – 91.670 – Juro / Der Müller
▶️ Das dunkle Band
Krabat – 1.288 – Der Müller/Jirko, Der Müller/Pumphutt
🔂 Mercurius philosophorum (part of Materia prima series)
Krabat – 3.106 – Der Müller & August der Starke
🔂 Aurum (part of Materia prima series)
Treasure Island – 10.179 – Jim Hawkins/Israel Hands
⏸️ "The oneshot that escalated"
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i had a dream last night that the entire world used a currency (?) called angrypennies which as the name implies are obtained by experiencing anger. the stronger and more intense your anger was, the more angrypennies you'd gain. an all-consuming rage would earn you more than a slight irritation, etc. so people were always searching for ways to fuel their anger and purposefully keeping themselves angry all the time because they wanted to earn angrypennies. unclear if angrypennies could be exchanged for goods and services, or if they were just a collectible.
anyway, as if this wasn't heavy-handed enough, at one point british comedian greg davies appeared and explained that angrypennies couldn't be worth feeling angry all the time. this was a real revelation to dream-me and i was finally able to break free of the angrypenny grind and allow myself to experience emotions other than anger.
it goes without saying that i will be using the word angrypenny as if it was part of the common vernacular instead of a term that my dreaming brain conjured up i.e. "he's all about the angrypennies" (derogatory way to refer to a guy who searches for reasons to be angry and possibly lacks introspection)
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if theres one thing that really pissed me off from my 3 years of architecture i took in high school it's learning about how we used to have all these little techniques to maximize or minimize heat or warmth and now we just merrily abandoned all those to have the same copypaste style buildings everywhere that are often INCREDIBLY unoptimized to the local weather and climate so we can just throw more money at our heating and cooling bills
where i live it is hot as balls approximately 80% of the year. i do not want a massive butt-ugly grey mcmansion with a huge echoey open-concept kitchen-livingroom-foyer-diningroom-staircase that has huge windows so i can have an hvac unit the size of a barge heaving and straining to keep it at a constant 72 the grees. i want a north indian traditional style home with small windows to force the airflow to cool, decorative grates to limit the amount of sunlight, and a COURTYARD with a POND *smashes unspecified large object*
this is exactly why I love talking about historical passive heating and cooling techniques
oh wow the glass-tower office buildings we constructed when we thought air conditioning and central heating would never have downsides...have downsides?
and we're still building them?
while the Victorian house museum where I work, with thick walls and small windows and big wooden shutters stays ~10 degrees above (winter) or below (summer) the outside temperature for days on end with no help at all?
uh. okay then
(also public transit. the history of public transit in the US is infuriating, because we had it! and then we destroyed it!)
There was a study by TUM München under T. Rötzer that placed the cooling performance of a single 20 m tree (deciduous trees or trees with leaves on them, european variations) at 40.000 kW/h a year.
That is an annual power consumption equivalent to 16.000 € per tree if it has to replaced by AC units.
And we are still felling trees for parking lots. We are still alotting 8-10 m² ground space per tree, and 12-20 m² ground space per car.
We are still building housing without sufficient public transport or greenspaces.
We are still not using vertical spaces efficiently for power generation, and there still aren't enough solar power unit on city roofs, especially commercial buildings.
And overall, we are stillfelling more urban trees than trees replanted, and only every third replanted tree makes it to a height or age where it becomes relevant for the cooling effects.
Meanwhile, we are still building with glass facades, dark surfaces, no outdoor shading concept, no greenery, insufficient underground parking.
We have temperatures of 35° C in major European cities in the dead of night during heatwaves. I've been visiting churches to cool down in the last weeks. Just sat there, and noticed these thousand years old buildings kept their temperature while my 1990s-built flat slow-cooked me.
We used to build houses that were difficult and expensive to build, but easy to maintain for centuries and they still keep us sheltered. Their concepts are so simple that they work without much maintenance: sturdy materials, simple joinings, respect of gravity and a green space around it that can hold 30 full grown trees.
Now we having housing that is easy to build, but inefficient and expensive in maintenance, and it kills us.
A fantastic and unique sculpture made in 1894 by Jean Dampt after a well known medieval love story, and acquired shortly after by the notorious collector Martine de Béhague. Currently exhibited at the
Musée des Beaux-Arts de Dijon
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