And Sometimes I Fall

her pussy hissed at me.

That’s not a pussy that’s a leaking gas pipe!

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

I see that town in my restless dreams..

eggs are most delicious when least touched by fire (so poached, sunny side up, etc declining in quality to over easy, hard boiled). this is because fire cleanses the egg of sin (primary source of flavor). this is also why the objectively most delicious egg is soft boiled (hardened purified exterior traps the delicious sin inside the soft gooey interior), and why scrambled eggs are morally ambiguous

100% thought this was going to be a @inbabylontheywept joint, but that's just because of all the sin eating.

can i be wrong? yes. can the biggest, strongest, smartest gaudiest poltergeist be wrong? never. and so it stands. 10,000 years of raw egg.

eleanor shellstrop one of the protagonists of all time honestly. woman who sucks so much who gets put in a situation specifically made to make her worse and instead she gets better. filled with love for other people but replaced it with malice for as long as she could because love got her nothing. went from being selfish for survival to selfless for survival and in the end she lands on being selfless for selflessness's sake. she even has mommy issues. she's even bisexual.

She is also a legit snack

I’m ready to be transformed by the ibuprofen . I’m ready to be born again in its purifying light.

imo one of the funniest genres of dude is the ones who post shit on social media like "in 2024 I don't have time for fake friends" "so many people trying to betray you and stab you in the back, can't trust anyone but yourself" "I got a lot of enemies, a lot of people praying on my downfall" and then they work at like the mall or something like bro what kind of life are you leading there cannot be that many people out to get you

upon further reflection the type of guy I was trying to describe here is just drake fans

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

not me though. im girl with tanktop

she is just like me fr