my entire life is chili

we fucked up

adult friendships are so dumb like yeah i think i can find a time to hang. how’s february 17th at 4pm

it’s time

Dang, missed it. Reschedule?

And yes MLK said all the quotes above. The sanitized version and image most have of him is wholly false.

he should wander away and have a picnic while he thinks about what path to choose

By the sea, so he can enjoy the sound of the waves

Perhaps he could collect shells he finds interesting

He should give it back to the crab in the largest shell, they thought they had lost their wave-pod and are grateful he found it!

the gift of friendship :)

The crab friend cannot eat either of those! Let's split a nice seaweed salad instead. :)

Seasar salad

What about that sword in the first panel?

This is all the worst and best parts of being a GM. Thanks OP. You did a great job.

when devils minion goes canon its gonna be like five beautifully written and filmed scenes portraying some grand romance before getting back to whatever loustat plot is on hand. but 30 minutes after the episode airs assads gonna tweet out a google drive filled with hours and hours of him and eric going at it in character. no script filmed exclusively on a singular phone. and its gonna be the best television any of us have ever seen

ive decided to become a Lawful Good edgelord abt driving a car. *looks broodily away from you* what's wrong...? no, you wouldn't understand. I've been burdened with a great and terrible power. a lethal metal machine that obeys my every whim but which whispers dark things to me...tempting me to move ever faster, to grow careless in my movements... I've seen this power corrupt many others. my father. my great-aunt veronica. I've seen them neglect the wisdom of the turn signal. I've seen them text while driving. every day I must remain vigilant lest I become over-used to this dark power......