Life To You Is A Dashing, Bold Adventure!

why doesn't taylor swift write a song about how badass castlevania symphony of the night is

big fan of the four-year-old on this flight who yelled "THEY ARE BRINGING COMPLEMENTARY BEVERAGES" when the flight attendants came down with the drinks cart

thanks this is part of an even grander incomprehensibleness than I could have expected

I cannot believe that this is a website where you can ask “hey i think i saw a weird image once” and put a bad stick figure drawing of it and someone will be like “oh yeah that’s the first installment of a 12-part post-ironic apocalypse fever dream photoshop series” and just hand you a dozen of the most unhinged images you’ve ever seen in your life, that still have a better three act structure than most modern cinema

As they should be. Can’t make paradise without scrambling a few universes.

Official ominous sign(s)

You definitely don’t get content like this on other webbed sites and apps

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

Oh wow.

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

when i meet bob dylan me: hey him: hello him: ( hands me glowing ancient gem stone )

If i met someone from wigan id be so starstruck id be obsessed

would you let a cheeky lad get his pey wet ?

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

Whats the deal with the shambling corpse thats been following us for weeks

i had a really fucked up dream omg

p&f related?

sorry but phineas and ferb were not in it.

buford?

no characters from phineas and ferb were there.

What if everything gets better in 2016

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"