Life To You Is A Dashing, Bold Adventure!

why doesn't taylor swift write a song about how badass castlevania symphony of the night is

trauma dumpling

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ice cream truck blasting gymnopedie no. 1 while a bunch of really forlorn children chase after it

it's called the weekend because it is a time when you're weakened

All of this and also “Enemy” by Imagine Dragons

Dump your boyfriend and master the art of sudoku instead

the daniel that couldnt be damned

I mean if you're stranded at sea and you do kill a seagull with a golf ball and it lands on the deck and you don't have any water you COULD drink its blood for hydration but you run the risk of losing more water if it makes you too nauseous, and you would get more hydrated just eating the meat. If has bird flu you're fucked tho.

of course any sailor could tell you "don't kill a seagull it's bad luck" but personally if a sailor told me that while I hucked another wilson soft at a screaming airborne beach menace I would probably not handle the advice too well. I would most likely not take it with a lot of patience if I'm being fully honest

Id use my fantastic machine that turns blood into water.

it's always the fantastic blood machine with this guy

I know this is kind of a hot take but I think creating a religious ethnostate is bad