cobra commander is gay

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

why is it sooo hard to conclude essays. I said all that because fuck you thats why

Sometimes pervert shit is all we got in this dark world

The doctor told me I need surgery on my right eye, and I'm asking for support to get the operation. I've been suffering from depression for a month, and my mental state is very difficult. I'm asking others to help me because I truly need help.

Ibrahim is finding it very difficult to get medications. He is also taking care of his family, including his mother who has her own medications for hypertension and diabetes. Please help him and his family in any way you can.

the fact that Reylo discourse is now almost entirely 'is this ship toxic :)' always throws me off so much because I genuinely think the MUCH bigger issue with Reylo was that it pushed a black man to the side as Not Love Interest Material in favor of a white nazi. Like the issue is that shipping Reylo arrived transparently because people did not care about the black man – which I know, because the ship became popular before we even had The Last Jedi! When they'd barely interacted! If Kylo were black and Finn were white, Reylo would not be popular and it would never have become canon in any way, and I do think a refusal to grapple with that is honestly very embarrassing.

lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge you but his sins outnumber your own

“God may judge you but his sins outnumber your own.” We really need to start collecting and sourcing these Potent Quotables.

“Kill me. Kill me and live with the memory. Then tell the stars that you won.” -fucking Warrior Cats

We live in a socie-

Wait wait you forgot the mushroom post “you can’t kill me in a way that matters” +the following uhhhh 1 sec

@imfunnydamit

“There is not enough time to make all the things one’s imagination can conjure” - @reyndesign

Every single one of these quotes is going in my next grimoire

May I add: “I refuse to die until things are better and that is a threat.”-random tumblr user I can’t find the post anymore

@gallusrostromegalus

Oh! an entire quote list for the Raw Animals Coloring Book!

Saving these to whip out in D&D later!

There's a scene in very early 60's Doctor Who where a character falls into a swamp, I think, and they throw not a rag doll, but a card board cut out of the actor. 10/10 they don't make 'em like this no more

you Applied to 200 jobs and are still unemployed . hope u dont mind we Leak ur data. and no, we will Not be calling back

advice i think we should tell children is that when adults say stuff like ‘now that i’m an adult i get really excited about stuff like coffee tables and bathrooms and rugs etc’ they don’t mean ‘and now i don’t care about blorbo and squimbus from my childhood tv shows anymore’ bc your average adult still loves all the same pop culture stuff they always did; they just have a greater appreciation for the mundane as well. growing up just means you can enjoy life twice as much now. you can get really excited about a new stuffed animal AND about a new kitchen sponge. peace and love

You get bigger so you can store even MORE love and appreciation for the world inside of you

It means you'll be at the antique mall looking at a coffee table and thinking "blorbo and Squimbus would LOVE this coffee table"

call me crazy but i might reblog some posts tonight

my singing voice is good for showers and mornings in the kitchen and drunken nights and lullabies for babies who need sleep and im okay with this

i think it’s silly to be ashamed of your art because it’s not in a museum and of your voice because it’s not selling out stadiums. there will always be people who enjoy and appreciate what you can do.

Idk why but this hit me really hard and I’ve been staring at it for a couple minutes.

nothing online is ever truly deleted. except that one fucking thing you're looking for

maybe i live in a bubble but like how are you in 2025 shamelessly admitting to shopping on shein. are you fucking for real. Are you not horrifically embarrassed?

no one cares??? my rich friend even shops at shein they have cute stuff

I care and I WILL make fun of you publicly for giving your money to a company that is so horrifically unethical to its employees that produces garments that are essentially single use plastic bags that are actively choking out our planet. but no, sorry. they have cute stuff. and i need my microtrend of the week cute stuff right noww for five dollars and i refuse to go acquire a personality or a moral compass elsewhere.

some of y’all bout to be real mad at me. but it must be said. some of the shit u call corny/cringy is actually just genuine/cute/sweet and y’all r just afraid of expressing any type of positive emotion

“it sounds like you’re choosing to be embarrassed right now” is such a good line and I’m using it