like spleef but bad

*coughs blood* youre all just jealous of my wound. yuore trying to make me get rid of it because you wish you had a wound this cool

That ‘comment on your a03 work’ email hits like a line of cocaine every time. unmatched dopamine increase. shoutout to everyone who leaves a comment on fics. you deserve the world

do you want to play dead bodies with me

Your friend’s unpublished fic idea is kind of a dead wife

i also want to read this guy’s dead wife

i’m not even that much of a pervert i can just find the eroticism in anything. doesn’t get me bricked up necessarily i just like to appreciate it.

Hey baby uwanna stick ur fingers in my cage

I need to bite something until it breaks. I need to jack off. I need to set fire to a large structure. I need to sprint into the woods

no ai usage over here. you’re gonna get my shitty authentic writing whether you like it or not

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wound dressings and bandages are lingerie for the enlightened pervert