Jeff Satur stole my sanity

the opposite if mwah is hawm. fucking bite you.

@scattered-stardust you @ jeff

this implies that ilya was bragging the hell out of his sandwich making ;D date and how he had learned how to make a tuna melt last weekend and it was going to be so good and so romantic. And all the hockey boys sat down when it was not so good and said "yeah my bro ilya is such a good lover, but hes a tad wild, its definitely the sandwich that he messed up"

“global birth rates are declining”…… yeah and so are the reblog rates on tumblr.com too, so what now

i always reblog pro wasp propaganda to spite my phobia

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

that is actually my main principle of explicit fic is that the personalities stay On during sex.

more than one person has reblogged this saying "maybe its because im asexual that I agree with this" and i just want to say No Its Not as the op of this post who is extremely not asexual and jerks off to video pornography. Its probably something else.

as much as i poke fun at “tumblr prose,” i will acknowledge that sometimes when you’re writing and you’re really in the groove, you’re really feeling yourself, you’re on your capital-a Author shit, and you write a line that makes you go, “oh yeah, this is the Good Shit. this is so Subtle and Says So Much. this is Characterization. this is Themes and Motifs. you could write a whole essay about this one line. the master of the craft strikes again!” and then a month or whatever later when you’re editing you read over it again with post-write clarity and you realize you wrote some real “people die when they’re killed” bullshit