Jeff Satur stole my sanity

the opposite if mwah is hawm. fucking bite you.

@scattered-stardust you @ jeff

I got that dog in me *curls up on the ground and starts whimpering*

my futile wish is for people to understand that "sex scenes in movies/TV don't have to serve the plot and can genuinely just be for pleasure" and "sex-repulsed people are allowed to complain about how rare it is for media made for adults like them to be something they can enjoy completely" are both true statements. unfortunately society hates both sex and people who don't like sex, so everyone gets far too defensive about any sex or lack thereof in fiction to actually have this conversation

we need to bring back the uquiz + picrew era stat i need to be distracted through the exploration of my fake self through the same eight hozier lyrics and none of the hair style options being remotely close to me in real life. this is entirely unironic i eat it up everytime. please tell me about myself mikufan539 i don't know anything.

i think the crux of human misery stems from the fact that our skeleton just wants to sit around and accumulate dust in an ancient barrow (that is the innate imperative of all skeletal remains in-case you didn’t know) but our meat has its own agenda which creates this fundamental conflict of interests

little traumatized 2009 dinof meeting the boy of his dreams and just going for it despite all the homophobia thrown at him, you will forever be in my heart, you did the best possible thing for yourself when it would've been so much easier to hide away from the world and I am so proud of you!! Kiss that boy, smudge that sharpie, adopt that lion, find your soulmate, buy that phouse, take the leap, you'll finally end up right where you were always supposed to be (happy) <3

phil described sending the kiss footage to dan as him going "look at this lol" like brother we all know the view count on that thang is 2 million and the reason you dyed everything green when dan was away is cause you were looking at that fucking carpet 3 times a day

Phil I love lying lester thats at least twice now he’s joked about the conspiracy of them kissing in pinof 1 and the noses rubbing off when he knew it was true the entire time