the opposite if mwah is hawm. fucking bite you.
@scattered-stardust you @ jeff
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the opposite if mwah is hawm. fucking bite you.
@scattered-stardust you @ jeff

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Rewatched KP Ep 4/5 yesterday and all of the thoughts... Tbh it's hard to put into words.
I think I forgot/didn't realize the tenderness of the show's first time for KinnPorsche. I think everyone called it dubcon(Which it is) so I was on edge and I told myself I HAD to hate it but like it's tender? It's beautiful? It's romantic? Kinn obviously hates that he can't fight these feelings and urges with Porsche basically offering himself up? Porsche is blissed out?
There's no doubt that even if their first time is dimmed, that they're going to end up falling deeply in love.
But also Ep 5 and the way it all crumbles. Like the morning after, with Kinn on the end of the bed and Porsche facing away. It feels like there's miles between them, not a couple feet. Like they could easily close the distance, but it seems impossible. Seems like they were never so close. But they were, which is why it feels so hopeless now.
(And my Porsche, wrapped in blankets and barely there, his mind in shambles, I just want to hug him)
And the beauty of the next night, both of them trying to replace the memories of the night they shared but it doesn't work, because Kinn sees himself in the reflection of the window and realizes he's no longer closed off, Marsh the boytoy no longer does it for him now that he remembers what it's like to feel something(Marsh was Kinn's favorite boytoy in the novel so I'm calling TV!Boytoy Marsh even if leaving him nameless speaks volumes). The girl can tell Porsche is thinking of someone else and leaves him in the alleyway. The alleyway where he's done this a dozen times, but now, all he can see is the life he once knew in ruins because he's been changed, forever, by Kinn.
Like I don't know a better way to show that two people have been ruined for anyone else by a single night with each other than that montage.
But also FUCK KINN for letting Korn get into his ear and punishing Porsche for getting targeted. But also it shows that as much as Vegas tries for Gun's favor and love, Kinn is just as easy for Korn to manipulate. They both are pawns in their fathers' games. They aren't as different as they try to believe... (I feel like this is a whole different post but like)
exactly
two meads in and i'm asking my knight if i can feel how sharp his blade is 🤦♂️ i'm giggling and kicking my feet too. should i ask him to press it against my neck or is that too forward

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Okay. I was on my beloved AO3 and I saw something that made me do a double take. So, now I really want to know…
What is your AO3 user ID?
I’m an OG user 5 digits or less
Six figures baby!
I’m in the millions…
I’m so curious to see how long people have been on AO3! I know some people have been on there since beta/invite only, but I would love to see what the number is on tumblr!
I love Time travel fix-it fic but what if instead of Hollanov, Yuna goes back in time to fix their relationship. Just think about it. Yuna finding Ilya on draft day and saying he is really good and his mom would be proud of him. Forcing Shane and Ilya to spend time together. Giving Ilya her number so he should contact her about the brand deal.
She would do a lot and make their image so different from the beginning so they wouldn’t suffer like the first time. No one can stop Mama Hollander if she needs to protect her sons.
OeAeyyy

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PEACH AND ME | EP 2
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: มีสติหน่อยคุณธีร์ | Me and Thee (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Rome Kritdanai Lee/Mok Characters: Rome Kritdanai Lee, mok Additional Tags: Smut, Anal Sex, handjobs, post me and thee, like directly after the wedding, possesive Rome, They’re in love!!!! it’s very important!!!! Summary:
“Tell me,” he whispers against Mok’s skin. Watches the way Mok’s throat moves as he swallows from the proximity.
Mok’s hand clenches in his jacket. “Tell you what?” he manages.
“That you love me. Tell me that you love me. Please,” he says with a desperation born from years of aching and wanting. He pulls back to meet Mok’s eyes.
Mok’s lips part in a silent oh.
Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?
It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!
It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.
Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this
This is a scheduled post for two days before the anniversary of the moon landing. Please get your moon themed items and foods sorted now in anticipation.
Tonight on My Husband Doesn’t Know How to Baby Talk
“Ma’am, are you aware that these, right here are your hands? They belong to you. And you get to decide what happens with them. So when you use these hands to pull your binky out of your mouth that is not necessarily a dad problem. I’ll fix it obviously i just want you to acknowledge it’s not my fault”
Husband: ma’am it has been reported lately that you do in fact have tiny little toes and a little button nose, do you care to comment?
Penny Rose: Babbles in Baby
Husband: RIVETING!
Penny Rose: Does that High Pitched Baby Yell ™️
Husband: Let it out friend! Feel your feelings!
Me: Hehehe silly husband doesn’t know how to do baby talk
All of tumblr collectively at my husband:
Penny Rose: does a sad baby scream
Husband: you don’t even have to understand taxes yet! I can explain them but you’ve got several years before that’s relevant!
Penny Rose: wide eyes, staring at her father, almost intrigued
Husband: I lied to you Penny your mother does our taxes. Do you want to know about arbitration? I know all about arbitration.
THE MAN THE MYTH THE LEGEND
yes he just walks around the house and talks to her like this
Penny Rose: Cooing as twinkle twinkle little star plays
Husband: Now Penny there is a lot of misinformation out there in the world and I hate to tell you this but the moon is in fact not made of cheese. That is a conspiracy theory pushed by Big Dairy.
????
Husband: Holds Penny Rose up to her reflection in the microwave
Husband: you see Penny Rose! This was the M. Night Shyamalan twist! You were mirror baby all along!
FYI this is how you get a Deals Warlock if you were wondering
I have follow up questions:
1) Did you participate in baby talk to make up for your husband's deficit, or did you also opt to speak to the Deals Warlock like a very tiny adult from babyhood?
1a) If you participated in baby talk with Penny, did she ever do any code switching with you while she was learning to talk (I mean, babyish talk back to you but fully formed adult like you share with us to Lawyer Dad)?
I didn't baby talk with her very much either! I think I squealed at her more than my husband did.
Something funny that has happened is that while she formally calls me Mama when she's answering me in passing she does call me "My Darling Love" and I don't know for sure but I think it's because I call her and her father "my loves" and her father calls me and her "darlings" and she's created a mash up 😂
So I'll say "okay penny it's time for bed" and I'll just hear "okay my darling love!" 😂
Everyone is always so so kind on this post but I do want to warn you all that this did in fact lead to an insanely verbal child, and if you choose that life you have to commit to that life.
Penny Rose is now 5 years old and she
1. Starts talking the moment she opens her eyes to the moment she passes out at night
2. Asks, and I am not exaggerating I counted, an average of 892 questions a day
3. Does not accept "I don't know" as an answer to said questions, will usually have a follow up question as to why you don't know OR a suggestion on how we can find out together
I pay for limitless data and have 709 Google tabs open on my phone at all times

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is it normal to want to cry at this image
remember real football is back next year