fitz is thee unreliable narrator ever heβs so fucking funny like his logic clearly makes perfect sense to him bc he is Very Intelligent Very Well Trained and sometimes heβll make an observation thatβs almost normal and you get baited into thinking omg heβs making a genuine self-actualising realisation and then he follows it up with the most batshit irrational repressed self-hating sentence youβve ever read. this repeats for 9 books and the whole time youβre thinking Stupid Idiot Please Learn Surely You Cannot Go On Like This while fitz is like this is my unbiased factual autobiography and now you understand why i am awful. you must also have witnessed how normal and platonic i am about my close male friend the fool












