loverboy loosing my mind

imagining someone in the world making use of my 4pm on a monday doodles is sick as hell

uppies-seeking behavior

people have said it before but if you read a lot of historical literature you do begin to just sort of think in that style of language. I’ll put down the 18th century journal I’m reading and have to resist the urge to send academic emails with every Noun capitalized and punctuated only by the profuse Usage of the Em-Dash — it is a deceptively challenging Instinct to resist, & worse is that Instinct when spelling certain Words to utilize what would, some Centuries prior, be an appropriate Spelling, excepting that my Correspondence occurs in the Twenty-First Century, where Men are inflexible and uncreative in their Methods, & this Propensity of mine would appear only foolish & incorrect, instead of suggesting what it in actuality reflects, which is that I am simply an Incorrigible Nerd — O! the Woes of modern Sociability! Why should I be compelled to conform to these d——d modern Conventions! Is it not enough to be unabashedly and impudently Autistic?

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if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

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lately instead of thinking "i have to kill myself" ive been thinking "i have to go to sea" which is unlocking new and exciting daydreams

if I was cupid I'd line up trickshots to form polycules all the time. it'd be all I ever do

if I was cupid I'd line up trickshots to form polycules all the time. it'd be all I ever do

if I was cupid I'd line up trickshots to form polycules all the time. it'd be all I ever do

Sam Handwich.