the idea of being right-handed or left-handed is so fucked up. like how in the hell is it evolutionarily advantageous to have one hand that’s good at everything and one that’s fucking useless. why aren’t we all dead.

Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.

And people say stuff like ‘lol don’t you hate it when you look up in the middle of the night and see a spider on your ceiling’ like bitch (!!) i could have Nicholas II last czar of Russia hangin from my ceiling fan and i would be none the wiser

How come you feel it more at night

Chaotic neutral

College student

‘til paul do us blart

note to my future partner: unexplained phenomena themed wedding. save the date says CONFIRMED with a grainy photo of us, each in the classic bigfoot pose, holding hands

WHAT???? I NEED CONTEXT

Dude there are 6 Garfield strips that explain Garfield is actually an abandoned cat dying alone of starvation in an apartment and all the food and friends are in their head.

UR JOKING

This is a series of Halloween strips Jim Davis wrote and illustrated because he wanted to be legitimately scary instead of just “Halloween scary,” he had since clarified that the “abandoned home” scenario is not intended to be the canonical reality of the Garfield universe, it’s a terrifying fantasy Garfield is experiencing only to return to the true reality of Jon and Odie and all his friends with a new appreciation for them

share a coke with the indescribable, omnipresent feeling of dread in the pit of your stomach

reblog if you’re one of the LGBTs that stole the rainbow from God

Omg

this was a gem lol

Dis too much 😂

Talent

cool pics but at what cost

is there a scholarship for trying

important psa about buns

We raised rabbits when I was a child and my sister gave a rabbit a bath (she was 5) and it died..so heed this instruction.

I wasn’t going to reblog this, but then I realized I might save a rabbit.

This is important guys. If your rabbit gets into something gnarly and you HAVE to bathe them: 1. Fill a bowl with warm water. 2. Get a washcloth. Put it in the water. Squeeze it out until it is just damp.  3. Lightly scrub the dirty area on your bun. 4. That is it. DO NOT get your bun wet. Only slightly damp on the part that was dirty.  (source)

VERY IMPORTANT! SAVE A BUNS LIFE!

Do not bathe your bun!!!!

IM HAPPY TO SAY IVE NEVER GIVEN MY BUN A BATH SHE DOES A GREAT JOB ALL ON HER OWN LIL HUN BUN

Save a soft bun!!

VERY IMPORTANT!!