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@eeveelutionarii
ratatouille went so hard and it didnât even have to
this is a kidâs movie about a rat who wants to be a chef and i feel like iâve just been flayed bald
and donât even get me STARTED on the score composed by john fucking williams
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somebody once told me the world was gonna
end on december 21, 2012. i bought all of this fucking pasta as a way to celebrate the end of the world and now iâm $10,000 in debt and i have pasta everywhere in my house
i ainât the sharpest tool in the shed
Anyway howâs your afternoon, I thought we owned fancy brown sugar and proceeded to fucking destroy my coffee
so howâd it taste
if you have ever suffered fromâŚ
⢠depression
⢠anxiety
⢠eating disorder
⢠self-harm
⢠ocd
⢠bipolar
⢠feelings of guilt and hopelessness
⢠suicidal thoughts
can you please reblog to show support for people who also suffer.
you are not alone.
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technology related sensory memories from my childhood
sliding the metal cover on floppy disks
the slight resistance of inserting cassette and video tapes
ripping off the strips of holed paper off of dot matrix printer paperÂ
rolling the wheel on a disposable camera to take another photo
The heaviness and rubber texture of the roller ball in a computer mouse, and the little ring of lint
Unkinking the curly cord of a telephone while you talked
The -peww sound and slowly fading image of a crt monitor turning off, and then running your finger through the static on the dusty glass
The crunch of opening or closing a plastic Disney vhs cover
The sound effects in kidpix
Extending and collapsing metal antennas and using them as magic wands
âŚGod, it is so weird these things arenât around any more. Cause itâs true, the sensations are so distinct. Itâs bizarre to think about missing these tiny relics.
winding a cassette tape with a pencil
an actual typewriter
holding the pause/play button halfway down so itâd fast-forward a cassette tape and make it sound like the chipmunks
When your hair is wavy/curly sometimes there is a fine line between âmessy romantic wavesâ and âevil witch who lives in the woods.â
When your hair is fine and straight thereâs a fine line between âsleek and elegantâ and âweasel dipped in greaseâ
When youâre hair is thick thereâs a fine line between âgorgeous vibrant bounceâ and âholy fuck itâs Hagridâ
G was def. receiving the suck lol
This is wild
he deserves it
A tale as old as time
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Iâm a fucking sucker for âgentle giantâ characters like theres nothing better than seeing a character who could crush you but is also a fucking sweatheart
my friendâs four-year-old son wouldnât go to sleep because he wanted to keep looking at the stars and she tried to bribe him with a piece of chocolate and he just said âwould you rather get a reward or be happyâ and turned back to the window
Oh my⌠God?
nervous
GET OUT BEFORE I MAKE YOU GET OUT
more nervous than before
Hey, donât worry Fish! Just come on out when youâre ready.. And when you do I can supply hugs and sweets UwU
less nervous (back to original state of nervousness)
Weâre here for you fish! You can come out whenever you feel safe to, okay? We love you very very much!!
coming out
g⌠go back in
coming out more
100% stealth
âI also think itâs weird in movies, when someone has amnesia, and they wake up in the hospital, a lot of times surrounded by friends and family, but when they open their eyes they go âWHO ARE YOU?!â because thatâs not how you act when you donât recognize somebody. Thatâs very rude. It would be chaos out there if every time you saw someone you didnât recognize you went âWHO ARE YOU?!â. I always try to be really polite in life, so if I had amnesia, youâd never know it! Iâd wake up and theyâd be like âHi John, weâre so happy youâre awakeâ and Iâd just be like, âOh, hey man⌠Howâs it going? Oh hey dude, nice to see you againâ because thatâs how you act when you can tell that someone recognizes you and you have no fucking clue who they are.â
â John Mulaney
Excellent point.
John Mulaney woke up with amnesia once and never told anyone because he was too worried about being rude
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Seen in my schoolâs bathroom
confirmed
Iâm convinced
You all, fools: *getting tattoos based on the ancient tattoos they find on bog mummies and the other ancient dead that for all you know will bind you to a forgotten god that now by all rights has a claim on your life for better or for worse*
Me, and intellectual: *doesnt fucking do that*
A forgotten god cannot run my life any worse than I am currently running it myself.
Bog mummy take the wheel
