(So, i was gonna post this in a Pintrest comment section, but i think is more suited for this hellsite. Have fun watching me decend into madness :D)
(disc: i get passionate over nothing. so.) OKAY FUCKERS YALL ALWAYS GET THIS WRONG, SO LETS BREAK IT DOWN, SHALL WE? WE'RE GONNA START WITH THE BASICS, THEN EXPLAIN FURTHER.
MATH IS RED. SCIENCE IS GREEN. ENGLISH IS BLUE. HISTORY IS YELLOW.
OH, YOU TOOK OTHER CLASSES??? YOU DID MORE CLASSES???? FUCK YOU, THATS NOT WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT.
OH, YOURE NOT HAPPY WITH THIS ASSESSMENT?? LETS BREAK IT DOWN THEN!!
MATH IS RED: MATH IS BAD. I THINK WE CAN ALL AGREE ELEMENTARY SCHOOL MATH SUCKED ASS AND WE NEVER WANNA GO BACK. RED = STOP, AND STOP = BAD. THEREFORE, MATH = BAD. SIMPLE. I DID THIS EQUASION IN TWO MINUTES BEFORE MY MATH CLASS IN FIRST GRADE, YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO DO IT TOO. AND OH, MAYBE YOU LIKE MATH NOW, BUT THIS IS NOT. WHAT. WE'RE. TALKING ABOUT!! THIS COLOR SPLIT ARGUMENT ORIGINATED IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL, LETS KEEP IT THERE.
AND DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THIS WHOLE "MATH IS BLUE" BULLSHIT. IN WHAT WORLD???? WHERE???? WHERE ARE THE BLUE VIBES IN MATH??? MOVING ON.
SCIENCE IS GREEN. THIS SHOULD BE OBVIOUS. SCIENCE DEALS WITH LIFE. A LOT OF LIFE (trees, bushes, grass, etc) IS GREEN. THERE IS ALMOST NO LIFE E V E R THAT IS RED, BLUE, OR YELLOW. ITS A SIMPLE 1 + 1 = FUCK YOU SCIENCE IS GREEN.
ENGLISH IS BLUE. NOW, THIS MAY NOT BE AS OBVIOUS, SO LETS EXPLAIN. ENGLISH HAS STORIES. BOOKS AND CREATIVE WRITING. BEAR WITH ME, BUT MATH = RED AND RED = BAD. THIS IS ESTABLISHED. RED (AND LISTEN CLOSELY) IS THE OPPOSITE OF BLUE. THEREFORE, BLUE = GOOD. NOW, TO TIE IT ALL BACK TOGETHER, STORIES ARE GOOD, IN CONTRAST TO MATH.
SO, IN CONCLUSION, ENGLISH IS BLUE.
FINALLY, HISTORY IS YELLOW.
now heres the thing. i COULD accept english being yellow if history didnt exist. If history wasnt there and DEMANDING TO BE YELLOW, i could see it. but English is blue.
BECAUSE THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL THAT HISTORY IS BLUE.
THIS MIGHT BE THE MOST OBVIOUS ONE NEXT TO SCIENCE. DOCUMENTS FROM HISTORY? YELLOW. VARNISH ON OLD PAINTINGS? YELLOW. THE COLOR OF OLD SHIT??? YELLOW!! YOU EVER HEAR THE SAYING "THE PAPER WAS OLD AND BLUED??" NO! ITS "THE PAPER WAS OLD AND YELLOWED"!! FUCKING SIMPLE
okay. that should cover it. that is the CORRECT subject-by-color breakdown. and if you disagree GO FUCK YOURSELF okay bye



















