simping for dramatic men in tight clothes

“it sounds like you’re justifying their actions-“ i am. they’re a fictional character. i’m okay with anything they do all the time. hope this helps.

new bit, it’s called “the wrong twin died.” any time you’re talking about an alive person who you dont like, say something like “yeah he sucks. the wrong twin died.” make up a fake story about how the person used to have a twin but the twin died tragically and they were probably nicer than the one who survived.

the vivid sensory-memory of sucking water out of a washcloth as a child

he only got two eyes

Yknow what actually connects all souls like games? Balls. Evil balls. Are u being chased by a massive ball? U are in a souls game

In my defence this was written during a “I don’t wanna go to work in the morning” delirium