simping for dramatic men in tight clothes

also part of growing up is realizing that the embarrassing music you liked in your early teen years still goes hard as hell

hey.. two people were asking about you… so i gave them your address and phone number… their names were Skeletal Warrior and Skeletal Ice Mage

i love declining birth rates 🥰 "what a horrible problem! society will collapse!" oopsie it looks like you're gonna have to make having children worth it 😊 teehee you're gonna have to improve society in order to fix this problem, or it will all collapse. oh noooooo. how horrible. :3c

Official ominous graffiti

#sundial has some noteworthy moving parts#like the sun#and the earth

It's really weird to me when I'm out somewhere with my pets and a stranger refers to me as their "mom." Even putting aside the gendered nature of the term, which does make me feel some kind of way. This is a small flying dinosaur with the soul of a petty tyrant and I am his overly indulgent but long-suffering chaperone.

idk perhaps this is too early 2000s internet safety module of me but the amount of information you guys demand from each other is weird

nobody needs to know your real name or your hometown or where you work or your home country or your race or ethnicity or skin color or phone number or the name of your first pet or the model of your first car or your mother’s maiden name or how many siblings you have or what school you go to or your credit card number

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all