simping for dramatic men in tight clothes

"what if someone regrets transitioning" if you are 18 or over in free country usa you can walk into any tattoo parlor and ask for a tattoo that will be on your body forever and ever and ever and they will give it to you with the understanding that if you dont like the result or you regret it later that's your fucking problem and not theirs

"i think therefore i am" yeah well i jerk therefore i cum #bitch

I know I already made a post to this effect but it's so baffling to me when someone defends the fact that headphone jacks are slowly but surely getting phased out by smartphone manufacturers with some variations of "wireless headphones are more convenient anyway" bc like. If we're talking about convenience what I like about wired headphones is that they conveniently have a single plug that makes the same damn pair of headphones universally compatible with every single audio-output-capable device I own, from my phone and my computer to my fucking gameboy and my casette player, it doesn't get any more convenient than that.

Ghosts aren't real, it was probably just the house settling that gave you that blowjob

Swallowing glass just to stay pure

if you put my name and your name together you get mayonnaise also please don’t swallow glass

Swallowing glass just to stay pure

if you put my name and your name together you get mayonnaise also please don’t swallow glass

also part of growing up is realizing that the embarrassing music you liked in your early teen years still goes hard as hell

hey.. two people were asking about you… so i gave them your address and phone number… their names were Skeletal Warrior and Skeletal Ice Mage

i love declining birth rates 🥰 "what a horrible problem! society will collapse!" oopsie it looks like you're gonna have to make having children worth it 😊 teehee you're gonna have to improve society in order to fix this problem, or it will all collapse. oh noooooo. how horrible. :3c