simping for dramatic men in tight clothes

Ghosts aren't real, it was probably just the house settling that gave you that blowjob

Swallowing glass just to stay pure

if you put my name and your name together you get mayonnaise also please don’t swallow glass

Swallowing glass just to stay pure

if you put my name and your name together you get mayonnaise also please don’t swallow glass

also part of growing up is realizing that the embarrassing music you liked in your early teen years still goes hard as hell

hey.. two people were asking about you… so i gave them your address and phone number… their names were Skeletal Warrior and Skeletal Ice Mage

i love declining birth rates 🥰 "what a horrible problem! society will collapse!" oopsie it looks like you're gonna have to make having children worth it 😊 teehee you're gonna have to improve society in order to fix this problem, or it will all collapse. oh noooooo. how horrible. :3c

Official ominous graffiti

#sundial has some noteworthy moving parts#like the sun#and the earth

It's really weird to me when I'm out somewhere with my pets and a stranger refers to me as their "mom." Even putting aside the gendered nature of the term, which does make me feel some kind of way. This is a small flying dinosaur with the soul of a petty tyrant and I am his overly indulgent but long-suffering chaperone.