simping for dramatic men in tight clothes

It is thursday morning. Visualize yourself as the marble, the chisel, and the untrained sculpter who just tried methamphetamine

if you see me liking contradicting headcanons for the same character just know it's because I do not give a fuck and I have an active imagination #hewouldsaythat

fun fact about character development by the way. you can make them develop worse.

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

how much banger fanwork has been killed in its infancy due to the 40-hour workweek. Do you know how many absolutely rockin comics live only in my head because I don't have time or arm ability left to draw them. As well as weird original comics

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

DO NOT DOWNLOAD TUMBLR it will install a virus on your device called tumblr

your mom is a baked potato your dad's dumb ass is asparagus and you are a god damn green bean

i’m proud of you too even though you did not actually accomplish anything

Apparently I’m in the land of rattlesnakes

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

help I'm having ideas beyond my available energy levels

if they're gonna remake The Princess Bride, it should open with a kid sick in bed scrolling on his phone. his grandpa arrives with a gift--it's a DVD player with a disc already inside. grandpa hooks it up to the TV and presses play. and we all just watch the original 1987 film again.