simping for dramatic men in tight clothes

adhd is like I think it’s gonna take me fifteen minutes to fill up my water bottle

Shen Yuan is actually a great cautionary tale abt underestimating the effect your presence has on the ones you care about. You are fucking important. Your good actions matter, and won’t be completely erased by one bad deed. Your life matters. People care about you. They won’t stop caring about you just bc you think they would be justified to. Communicate. Do not kys right in front of your favourite person out of a misguided attempt to cheer them up with your death you fucking idiot I swear to Airplane.

a cat is a sort of machine that dispenses hair all over you and everything else in the room

Pretty much how I talk to my internal critic but with less rhyming

Having a bad anxiety-and-negative-self-talk day and I’m just walking along muttering shut the FUCK up you punk ass bitch and hoping nobody hears me.

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling