Oh, the places you'll go.

i would low-key smash ms puff

me too

hmu boys

he’s talking about jizz, Shaggy

A throwback

Ultimate middle school song the ting tings were my everything back then

“Family gatherings” aka “90% of the people here are racist”

”..and homophobic”

“and sexist”

“and claim to be none of these things”

“they’re just joking”

“you’re just going through a phase”

“you’ll get used to it”

“so do you have a boyfriend yet?“ 

“Where’s your girlfriend? I though you were a ladies man?”

ladies and gentlemen, you’re now experiencing an emotional turbulence. please buckle up and relax; it will be over shortly. sorry for the discomfort you’re feeling and enjoy the rest of the journey called life. 

Me waiting for batman to get home

This look was sick