alright!

ive heard if its all gone wrong and is fucked beyond repair you can actually use it for banana bread

"ingredients you can pronounce" learn phonics. coward.

you will have coworkers more incompetent than you could even dream of

i love to be the most laidback customer to ever grace an establishment. comrade i will wait one william years for your goods and services

parental controls on the internet should go the other way around. my mom should not be spending her screen time this way.

very big fan of when shows put wigs on actors and say ‘yeah. That’s him when he was younger fuck you’. No anti aging ai, no teen actor hired. Just. The same guy with a fuckass wig

Maybe there’s someone in this abandoned clown factory who can help us

this is what companies say every time they try to buy tumblr