my favorite romance trope is like. you dont want to hurt me but i am asking you to hurt me. i need you to stab me. i need you to carve this out of me. i need you to cut something off of me. this will hurt both of us in incredible ways. yours are the only hands i trust enough to weild this knife. you do not want to hurt me. i am asking you to hurt me.

I wish my cat had a phone so I could text him while I’m at work and tell him I love him and I miss him and he could send back blurry pictures of random things, incomprehensible gibber texts, and audio recordings of his crinkle ball

Listen I will fully admit I love to be a hater BUT i also love to be an enthusiast. I love to have strong opinions actually both in saying something sucks and in something rules AND in something does both simultaneously.

for the low low price of reading a single poem you too can feel entirely alienated from everyone within your physical reach & yet completely connected to the unchangable truth of shared human experience

well maybe the power of love would fix things did you guys think of that? if not we could try biting

a girl must see her special little character at least once a day lest she get consumed by rage and start throwing rocks at people

“What music do you listen to?” uh I don’t listen to music, I listen to women. Because I’m an ally.

aside from being the worst person alive i am literally perfect

ID: A post from gentle.earth made by robin on august 11, 2022. It reads: "it gets better, i think. maybe just for a day. maybe just for a song. but there's something there to hold on to." /end ID

Girlie just killed the queen, fucked up the economy and said I’m out

They should invent hugging and kissing for very far away

[gets a tumblr ask and reads it] wow! i should respond to that!! first i have to do something though [walks into the ocean never to be seen again]

the “this guy looks weird” to “this guy looks weird 😳” pipeline literally so dangerous.