Haha I do that

it's crazy how february-june didn't happen

the postal service names their shit exactly like how a 16 y.o. names angsty fanfic

Explain.

cannot watch the return of the king without thinking of that bad bootleg with the fucked up subtitles that said “this will be the end of Gender as we know it” instead of “this will be the end of Gondor as we know it”

official boob post

your udon is writhing

exotic fish are so fun to observe

despite being a Certifiable Animal Guy, to my great shame i saw this right before bed, momentarily forgot was a ferret is, and thought "what's wrong with that rat"

let it be known that i touch grass frequently and I’m still like this.

sorry to everyone out there who thinks they have the funniest tshirt but i think i can confidently say i just saw the actual funniest tshirt just now. i passed by a beautiful black woman with long multicolor braids blowing majestically in the beach breeze & she was wearing an oversized tshirt that said in gigantic letters "WHITE BOY OF THE YEAR"