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I promised Twitter that if my tweet about this gets 300 retweets I’ll post another fake page. 👀

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

This is Peak Yuri media and I hope my beautiful feral daughters love each other forever

I be running my fingers through my bush pondering ancient wisdoms

it’s pride month, minions. you know what that means

do you want us to, like, cast gay spells my leige?

<|:^)

I just need a beautiful woman to tell me that my bizarre imitation of human social skills is alluring and sexy

HEARTBREAKING: friends who i should be going to the movies and playing dnd and watching anime and cosplaying and going to the mall and having sleepovers and exploring the woods with live one hundred trillion miles away

Finally, an adolescent that looks like how adolescence feels.

You ever just wanna fuck?