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it’s pride month, minions. you know what that means

do you want us to, like, cast gay spells my leige?

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I just need a beautiful woman to tell me that my bizarre imitation of human social skills is alluring and sexy

HEARTBREAKING: friends who i should be going to the movies and playing dnd and watching anime and cosplaying and going to the mall and having sleepovers and exploring the woods with live one hundred trillion miles away

Finally, an adolescent that looks like how adolescence feels.

You ever just wanna fuck?

“I don’t like this song because I can’t relate to it” skill issue. I’m mad at my husband I love my girlfriend I’m a lone cowboy I’m growing old I’m growing up I’m depressed I love my friends I’m perpetually horny I’m drunk at the club I love my husband again