magic.

they want you to make fried rice

who is "they"

the wok left

how am I supposed to make fried rice if the wok left

skillet issue

half of tumblr wants to fuck, the other half wants to die

i wanna fuck and then die

cicadas the lot of you

World Heritage Post

Some people can rotate a cube in their mind. I can rotate multiple cubes. In my stomach. I swallowed some dice

"that time of the month" "monthly visitor" "feminine hygiene products" GRRAH!!! SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! PERIOD!! MENSTRUATION!!!! TAMPONS!!! PADS!! MENOPAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!

VAGINA!!!!

all i want for 2026 is that gigantic rancid AI bubble to finally burst in such a catastrophic way that the consequences will be so good and i'll never have to see another AI generated image ever again

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

six isnt afraid of seven any more. isnt that beautiful? theyre friends again. love wins

fuck 9 i guess

go ahead link a google doc whatever idc. blocked

the world famous detective is a real and endangered species and the only one left in the wild is hbomberguy