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a part of us never left that mountain
Wanted to draw Hikaru and Yoshiki with a reference to "The Kiss" painting by Gustav Klimt! I really think the goop suits it well~
hatoful boyfriend singlehandedly ruined 99% of "parody" dating sims for me because it's like. i don't know how to explain it better than saying it's the galaxy quest of dating simulators. it's a very shameless and very silly parody, yes, but at the end of the day it ultimately takes its characters and its plot very very seriously, and all of its parody elements stem from a place of deep love and respect for the genre. you walk away from hatoful boyfriend's true ending knowing the creator loves the tropes she's poking fun at, and the world she's built up surrounding said tropes. it's a deeply silly and deeply stupid game with a deeply silly and deeply stupid foundation but it is extremely sincere. and this is the element so many dating sim parody games lack. they're too afraid to fully commit to their own genre, to make a proper effort to capture what makes it great, to be more than the stock shallow nothingburgers they assume all dating sims are. they're more obsessed with The Bit than they are making a good goddamn game. like. congratulations, you've made a wacky game about dating wacky objects and creatures!!!!!!!!! now make something with heart and soul for once.
anyway the important takeaway from this post is you should go play hatoful boyfriend (2011). Right Now.
therapist: cunt dracula is not real and cannot fuck you.
cunt dracula:
[jojo pose] count dracula. [different jojo pose] nice to meet you. [jojo walk cycle] alexa, turn down the music! [the obnoxious music doesn't change volume] mr harker
Cuntula

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this post by @writing-is-a-martial-art x revolutionary girl utena
I love that in Akiva and Elazar’s debate over Plague of Frog™️ they don’t even disagree that it was just one frog, simply whether that frog gave birth to the rest of the frogs or just whistled to summon them from the Nile
Rashi coming in with the steel chair: “clearly it was a kaiju frog that shed tiny frogs when the Egyptians hit it with sticks”
Elazar, every time Akiva opens his mouth: “shut the FUCK UP, you absolute IDIOT! who even let you teach??? stay in your lane, bro!”
I love how the entire debate embodies the essence of “two jews three opinions”, because it’s not just that they’re all disagreeing with each other. it’s that they all looked at the two possible options, and they all decided it was a secret third thing—they agreed it could be both—and yet they still found a way to not only disagree about what that secret third thing was, but get completely unnecessarily heated about it.
alright so the book is called 'Apparently, Sir Cameron Needs to Die' but I just found the list of rejected titles, and some of these are kinda good:
Everything Bad Happens to Cameron All the Time
The Dumbfuck Knight
Everything Bad Happens to Cameron All the F*cking Time
In Which Sir Cameron Dies
The Traitor to Humanity
Sir Cameron Doesn’t Want to Die
To Concuss an Elf
The Mad Sorcerer’s Defeat
Magic Planet
An Elf Wants to Stab Me
The Prophecy Says I Have to Die
The Coward Knight
Everyone Wants to Kill Me (For Legitimate and Understandable Reasons)
The Ballad of Sir Cameron the Pitiful
Watch Out Cameron! There’s a Prophecy!
The Knight Who Betrayed Everyone
I’m Sir Cameron and They All Want to Kill Me
Let’s All Kill Sir Cameron
Sir Cameron’s Adventures in Misery
Sir Camron Does Everything Wrong
Does Sir Cameron Deserve This?
Bad Things Happen to Sir Cameron
Can Sir Cameron Get Laid Before He Dies?
The Death of Sir Cameron
Sir Cameron the Pitiful
The Bad Knight
The Future is Medieval
Survive the Prophecy, Idiot!
Dead Knight Walking
A Concussed Elf Wants to Kill Me
A Tale of Blood and More Blood
An Inconvenient Prophecy
It’s My Duty to Die (Not that I Will)
The Disobedient Knight
A Certain Knavish Knight
Knight vs Elf vs Sorcerer
Saved by the Sorcerer
This Prophecy Sucks
The Nuisance Knight
Unfortunately, He’s Doomed
my jews, you really need to stop liking/commenting/reblogging my post about sufganiyot, we’re in freaking PASSOVER 💀
wistfully longing for my husband (leavened bread products) while he is away at war (pesach)
a conversation that probably happened as the jewish people were leaving egypt
person A: oh shit theres no time for my bread to rise we aren't gonna get out of here on time
person B: so just?? dont let it rise. bake it like that.
person A: itll be flat and weird though? do you really think that's a good idea
person B: yeah, it's just a few fucked up loaves of bread. in a couple years no one will even remember it!

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the language of the ancient jews is extinct 😂😂
Exactly. Hebrew was never a "dead language." Modern Hebrew is simply a revitalized language. Jews studied, spoke, and wrote Hebrew continuously since ancient times. Hebrew was often used as a common language between Jews when they didn't speak the same language (such as during European diaspora times, when Yiddish speakers met non-Yiddish speakers).
The difference is that Hebrew was not typically a first language, but that's often the case with revitalized native languages.
Years ago, I had a flatmate who was from Finland. She was a Finnish historian, and she compared the revitalization project to revive Modern Finnish to the revival of Modern Hebrew.
Finland was colonized by Sweden for nearly 700 years, and during that time, Swedish became the official language of Finland. Finnish was still spoken, but it was in danger of dying out. Then in the mid-1800s (half a century after Finland was conquered by Russia, and was no longer under Swedish control), there was a Finnish language revival, and Modern Finnish was created. Part of this modernization included writing dictionaries, creating new vocabulary, and establishing consistent grammatical rules.
From the Wikipedia article on the creation of Modern Finnish:
In the 19th century Johan Vilhelm Snellman and others began to stress the need to improve the status of Finnish. Ever since the days of Mikael Agricola, written Finnish had been used almost exclusively in religious contexts, but now Snellman's Hegelian nationalistic ideas of Finnish as a fully-fledged national language gained considerable support. Concerted efforts were made to improve the status of the language and to modernize it, and by the end of the century Finnish had become a language of administration, journalism, literature, and science in Finland, along with Swedish.
SOUND FAMILIAR?
Yeah. It's a similar story to the revitalization of Hebrew and the creation of Modern Hebrew, albeit Jews kept our native language alive under occupation for thousands of years longer than the Finns did.
AND YET, how many bigots do you see attacking Finnish people, and telling them shit like, "YOU SHOULD STILL BE SPEAKING SWEDISH!!! YOU'RE SPEAKING A DEAD LANGUAGE!!! YOUR LANGUAGE IS ISN'T REAL!!!"
No one. No one does this.
Everyone accepts that in Finland, people speak Finnish. Even though for hundreds of years, many people in Finland spoke Swedish as their first language. Even though Modern Finnish is a revitalized version of old Finnish.
So what's the difference?? Hmmm I wonder?? Why do people have such a hard time accepting that Jews are now speaking a revitalized version of OUR native language?? Why do people have such a hard time accepting that Jews want to speak Modern Hebrew, with an increased vocabulary and consistent grammatical rules??
Yeah, it's because people fucking hate Jews, and part of the way that Jew-hate manifests is that goyim LOVE holding Jews to double standards.
It's FINE when Finnish people revitalize their native language, but how DARE Jews speak our native language, the language we have been speaking, reading, and writing for over 3500 years.
We should celebrate the fact that Jews can now speak our native language as a first language. That is the goal of all native peoples, after all.
Does this mean catboys can't loaf during Passover...
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idk why I made this
i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.
How do you pronounce etc?
Etsa
Ehkt
Eee Tea Sea
Etsy
Other
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i beat myself up for not knowing enough about my special interests a lot but then i remember the average person off the street has no idea what the carboniferous is and i feel better
are you really bad at it or are you in "good at it" spaces

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adhd will get you thinking "i should make this doctors appointment" every day for 7 months and counting
none of us are making those appointments huh
when referring to yourself in your head, what pronoun do you use?
first person (“i need to wash the dishes”)
second person (“you need to wash the dishes”)
third person (“they need to wash the dishes”)
plural (“we need to wash the dishes”)
i don’t think in words
extra secret answer (explain in tags)
depends on if it's normal or intentional self talk