pregame ritual: have hope

I’m selling some Blaseball merch- unopened Day X Tlopps cards and The Garages Blattle of the Blands two cassette tape set.

I also have various decks and extras from The Alleymans Tarot + Alleyway Oracles Series. Absolutely gorgeous decks featuring mismatched cards by hundreds of artists. I was a contributor to both these projects!

I've also got a horror pin collection + Uboa pin up for sale and more! Check it out! Thanks for looking and have a nice day <3

by which I mean management were really close to releasing Posting, but our Sensible Community Director looked at how much work would be involved and how the entire community team would instantly drop dead from stress and said "hey how about we do a little test run first?"

and it was pure chaos. we had very minimal moderation tools while the rest of the staff had free reign to Post, with some given a specific role to fulfil while Posting, like

Lost Elderly Grandmother

Seven People Who Are All One Guy's Sockpuppets

Polite Ultra Right-Wing Troll Who's "Just Asking Questions"

The Real Timothy Chalamet

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. new and original ways to get around the swearing filter. a four-thousand emoji-long skateboard trick. ascii shitposting.

after that uproarious 8-hour slack call it went back to the drawing board, to try to figure out more robust filtering and stronger moderation tools

not that it matters, because four months later it was over for good.

nobody will ever Post on blaseball.com again.

What a fucking way to go out.

Anyway, come suffer (positive) with me, this is my night now

i am a credit to the team

i am like a laser beam fired at the sun

i need a theme that goes like "nana nana na na"