DON'T PANIC

I would like one large order of intimacy and affection pls. With fries.

i want a perfect buddy i want a perfect bro

New bruno mars song called I'll kill you

by tumblr standards i'm a well-adjusted normie. by normie standards i'm a nutjob. what is the truth

my names sweetie 3000 because the last 2999 sweeties were all destroyed

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

idk who needs to hear this, but your partner should be making your life better and easier than it is on your own. if your partner is making your life harder, they're constantly stressing you out, if they're not showing up for you? babe you gotta leave, life is so short and we only get one, so don't spend it with someone who makes you feel bad about your life, you deserve so much better than that

[Description: a looping bouncy animation of grace and Rocky from project hail mary. Grace throws himself onto rocky for a hug, smiling and nuzzling his face to the top of Rocky's xenonite covered carapace. Rocky brings a claw up to ruffle Grace's hair and grace throws himself even more on top of rocky, rocky wrapping his arms around grace. End description.]

i was abandoned as a baby & raised by a wild pack of cigarettes

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

Would it be considered “gay” to go for a walk in the evening?

yes like obviously