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- The villains call themselves the Space Pirates. Not just any space pirates. THE Space Pirates

- It’s established that destroying planets is the easiest and best way to deal with your problems

- Pinball

- The soundtrack is “the most beautiful, haunting melody you’ll ever hear” and “beep boop”, with no in between

- The most deadly, virulent parasite in the universe looks like fruit gummy

- Official comics repeated show that Samus is addicted to circles

- Samus’ pet raccoons are apparently highly skilled star pilots

- The Japanese tagline for the series is “Metroid Fun-roid”

- The series’ most iconic villain has never been the main villain of any single game. He’s also a Pokemon

- The fourth game has not one but two bosses capable of blowing out the Gameboy Advance’s speaker system

- Magic exists. No one uses it, no one acknowledges it, but it’s there and it’s central to everything anyone does

- The series once took an eight-year hiatus because a game was too good

- The first and last games take place anywhere between two and twenty years apart depending on your sources

- No fewer than five men have taken the role of being Samus’s dad, a job which has a 100% fatality rate

- Every possible interpretation of the phrase “The main character of Metroid is Metroid” is an entirely accurate representation of the series

we're looking to create an AI policy, and when we were talking about this, my boss (older millennial) was genuinely shocked to hear that younger people do not (seem) to view AI positively (a la the recent commencement speakers being booed)

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An adorable comic I found on reddit and wanted to share.

i kinda assumed he just had an annoying voice or smth

but like??? he's fine??????

he's cute and polite and helpful??

i mean seriously just look at him

2003 holographic promotional store display for Mario Party 5.

She lies on her back and has him very carefully lowered onto her with pulleys Catherine the Great style.

She lies face down, ass up on a slightly raised platform so he can align his penis with her vagina without crushing her.

He lies down on his side and spoons her with his horse half.

After much flexibility training, she sucks his horse cock and spits the semen into her vagina.

She lies on her back and has him very carefully lowered onto her with pulleys Catherine the Great style.

She lies face down, ass up on a slightly raised platform so he can align his penis with her vagina without crushing her.

He lies down on his side and spoons her with his horse half.

After much flexibility training, she sucks his horse cock and spits the semen into her vagina.

but that LITERALLY just looks like a niqabi or someone in a jilbab. Like Look at this pic of me (from a self photoshoot, now w/o the dramatic lighting and dark background)

or this pic of me

or this pic of me

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.