instead of keysmashing i’m gonna start scatting instead

LMAOOOO SHABA DOOP DAA DADO DAAAP DADO DAABAADABOOP DAAA DADOOP BAADABOOP DAABADOOP DAA

some people deserve to die but the death penalty is not the answer, as soon as you give the government the ability to kill without repercussion they will find some way to weaponize that against political enemies and minorities. the solution? let me run around with a baseball bat

For anyone who’s wondering, that is a yellow spotted box fish. And they love human attention and have the personalities of small puppies. Also, if you stress them out they release a toxin that kills everything around them.

if kirby had access to the internet he would go on google images and look at pictures of fruit

kirby and yoshi would send each other emails with cool pictures of fruit attached

they’d watch baby sensory fruit videos

imagine an ipod classic resting on a bear skin rug

OK what Next

end of simulation

Produce an emotionally moving one-sentence story.

hot dog fall out of bun directly into storm drain

Isn’t it crazy how women are supposed to be in their 20s their whole life.

ok can I b the love of someone's life now

fuck that baby shoes story. this is the shortest saddest story ever told.

yes my feelings are valid but i don't want them