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Rushing around the dormitory in order to conceal evidence of their recent activity, the dozens of athletes engaging in a raucous Olympic Village fuckfest Thursday were reportedly forced to fake having a Bible study session just as several members of the curling team entered the room. “Oh! Uh, hey there, we were just taking a look at Paul’s First Epistle to the Corinthians and didn’t hear you knocking,” Danish skier Christian Borgnæs said as he nudged a box containing various sex toys, ribbed condoms, and leather riding crops under the bed on which, moments earlier, he had been stuffing his penis and fingers into the hungry orifices of four of his fellow Olympians.

I love how it doesn't matter what expedition it is.

They all turn into excited kids when they meet penguins.