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headphones too loud is actually really good for you. they proved this.

i think if your kid is precociously good at an adult hobby like cooking or sewing or whatever and you try to monetize it by turning them into a three-year-old influencer you should be locked in a funhouse until you change your mind

sonic is always having to do some shit

when does he ever get a break

[Image ID: Tweet from laurel (@/ pigeonCowboys) on 4/27/26 reading: when that oomf who hates everything announces they hate a new thing and it's like yeah you would /End ID]

Heard this stupid dad joke that killed me: Which Chinese word takes the longest to write? "Friend" (朋友) because it takes two months just to write half of it

Which character is faster, hot (热) or cold (冷)? Obviously hot, which has 4 legs to cold's 1

Why do Chinese vampires hate spicy food? They only drink 不辣的

tgirl pregnancy scare

i javent had my period in 25 years