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people act like this college shit is hard but i used AI to generate me a medical license and have bee ndoing surgery on newborns for 6 months

Please respect my privacy

my deepest apologies

I forgive you

Anyway me when I suck that pharaoh good and hard through his scaramphigousus

[completely monotone] fuuuuuck i felt something that was real and genuine. my facade is crumbling. my facaaaaaade shittttttttttt

my mask is slipping. my personhood is becoming apparent. fuckkkkkkk [frantically claws at my face but im also not emoting at all]

Being a young adult is so strange. You enter a coffee shop. The 20 year old girl waiting behind you cried all night because she just came to a new city for university and she feels so alone. That 27 year old guy over there works a job he is overqualified for, he lives with his parents and wants to move out but doesn't know what to do about it. That one 24 year old dude already has a car, a house, and a job waiting for him once he graduates thanks to his dad's connections. The 26 year old barista couldn't complete his higher education because he has to work and take care of his family. The 28 year old girl sitting next to you has no friends to go out with so she is texting her mother. That couple (both 25 years old) are married and the girl is pregnant. The 29 year old writing something on her laptop has realized that she chose the wrong major so she is trying to start all over. We are not alone in this, but we are actually so alone. Do you feel me

i don't fuck with how squidward lets his bitterness consume him

he pours his time into a hobby he just isn't good at. what talents he does have go unappreciated. he's self absorbed and petty and works a dead end job and he's past his prime still in the closet. and like here is spongebob who is openly queer in his small town. gnc, autistic. he works himself to death for the love of the work and still finds the time for a social life and multiple hobbies. he's good at almost everything and he's kind and funny and his life is full. and squidward's bitterness just consumes him. sad