LOOSE EGGS $1

I looked the book up. the main character's name is Tookie De La Crème

i heard my nephew got enslaved by cave bugs

wait to post about this until you’ve confirmed it

sorry

I'm a time traveller from the 20th century. I travelled 26 years into the future to deliver this message. At a speed of 1 year per year

getting a short skirtjob from a girl with a long jacket

at least 30% of the reblogs on this post are just ppl trying to prove to their mutuals that they get the reference. cake is JUST indie enough to get this sort of reaction … writes something in my notebook

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

welcome to body world (inhales shakily through my clenched teeth) a world where everyone has a body

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic