Beeb Beeb meme creep

forbidden blue raspberry candy

underrated ship dynamic is 'they deserve each other /derogatory'

you know who’s gay? paul the real estate novelist who never had time for a wife and davey who’s still in the navy and probably will be for life

New headcannon: everyone in that song is gay except the Piano Man who has no idea he’s playing at a gay bar and the staff and regulars have a betting pool on how long he’ll take to finally figure it out. So far John is ahead.

“The manager gives me a smile ‘cause he knows that it’s me they’ve been coming to see” also implies that the Piano Man is possibly an incredibly attractive but oblivious himbo, and if you listen to the rest of it imagining that, this all fits a little too well.

this makes too much sense. Also, the full quote is “Now John at the bar is a friend of mine. He gets me my drinks for free. And he’s quick with a joke or to light up your smoke. But there’s someplace that he’d rather be” Yes, your bed, he wants to be on your bed honey, that’s not a joke, he is flirting with you.

Lighting another man’s cigarette is some old-school gay cruising.

You know, good on him for just rolling with it.

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

World Heritage Post

star trek heritage post (February 20th, 2019)

Season 1, Episode 4: “The Naked Time”

printers behave like that because the medieval monks they put out of work are haunting them

883 days left

They sting. I got ouched by one a couple days ago. The vest is for your protection.

It’s 7:30am and I have yet to sleep. Please explain this, scientists. Why did I never get tired? It just never happened.