my beloved meme my beloved

Yeah yeah yeah it's generic and amateurish and frankly trite, but is it earnest? Is it sincere? Is there a heart underneath it all

I’ll admit I’ve sent a 👍 in my time

yeah sorry would you mind clearing the whole terminal for us my plane's reactive he will lunge across the taxiway if he sees another jet

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

you’ are biased against my skull

i’m not having this argument again man

if you hired a galapagos finch as a linecook it would perfectly evolve a beak to optimally smoke cigarettes behind the dumpsters

english people know what stonehenge was for. they just wont tell us so that we have to come to their wet little country

I love the death grip after the toy was fixed up. Lessons were learned. Try to steal it this time you fucking bird. I dare you.

sex is some naked bullshit and food is some crap they found on the ground but online poker is forever

in my sickly haze I somehow installed 2 tumblrs

so interesting news but after using both for a bit, while they initially seemed the same, it has become clear that the right tumblr app takes place in a timeline where 9/11 did not happen

is it better there

you might think so but you'll never believe what happened on 9/12

people being like “i think the heated rivalry fixation is dying out” not on my dash. not on the dash i’m living in

Always respect a fujoshi's dedication to writing yaoi even in the most romance hostile settings. A story could be called "the torture cube with four walls" and every fic would just open with 'it was common knowledge that the top left corner of the torture cube was reserved for love making ' like ok. of course.

Is it too late to say I meant Blue Lock and not Saw (2004)

Woah mama I'm a shrimp

I truly believe we don't have much time left

holy shit all jobs are bad