fight me irl

me: *sleeps until everyone i know is dead*

mood

I’m fondly recalling the time my husband tried ordering a smattering of mushrooms without crust

i try not to think about it

these are the two anvils that my town has. the sword i’ve been asked to make crafted from titanium, which has a melting point of 1660 degrees, but the anvils are made out of nickel (melting point is 1453 degrees) and iron (melting point is 1535 degrees) respectively. should i still try to make the sword on these anvils, knowing that they’d start to melt, or should i go look for an anvil with a higher melting point so that i can make the best sword i can?

im glad you all agree that we shouldn’t have to settle for the lesser of two anvils

The ball pit has now acquired a life of it’s own and acts as a harbinger of doom for all organised events.

shhhhhhhhhhhhh shhhhh shhhhhhh shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh shhh shhhhhhhhhhhhhh shhhhhhhhhh