ROLLING ROCK, ON THE ROLL N' ROCKER

One of the guys I worked with told us a story about how, when they were doing archaeology surveys in the woods they ran into a bigfoot hunter. Bigfoot guy asked if they had seen signs of bigfoot, and he was like "Sorry, nothing like that. We're archaeologists, so we're looking for human stuff." and the bigfoot guy was like "Oh! I saw some Native American cairns on my way out here. I can give you a general location." and when he was like "Yeah dude, that'd be sick. We're actually looking to document those." the bigfoot guy was like "Yeah, they looked pretty cool. I didn't touch them though, because Native Americans built them, not bigfoot."

i love when a villain is like "ahhh what a ROTTEN day" but they mean that it's good and they're just saying it like that because they arbitrarily like when things are bad

heartwarming: transfem named mary sue and transmasc named gary stu have had a beautiful nonbinary baby named donut steel

she let me hit because she's too weak to stop me

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theres over 1500 notes on this post and im not even a third of the way there im gunna become homeless 🥲

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“well. plays the cards i’m given” has profoundly changed something in me. litany against wallowing in an unsatisfactory situation

the thing about job searching is i see all these job postings and im like i dont wanna do any of this for any of you