Certified Son of A Gun :)

BABY OH NO

as a child i was always amazed by how fast adults could chop onions and then before you know it you’re chopping onions very fast and that’s it that’s life

Item: double cheeseburger made entirely of gems; a delicacy among lithophages like Xorns, Delvers, Earth Elementals, &c.

ba groba naby dooni tudem

People always forget the tail….

BEGONE

thief..

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I want to die!!!!

this is the funniest post I’ve seen on tumblr in forever

“Oh I wasn’t in love with YOU! I was in love with the baby inside of you all along.” Because that’s a regular thing to write, STEPHANIE. MEYER.

can you blame him i mean that is one hot baby

what the fuck

reason why they didn’t use a real baby: who would trust vampires and werewolves with their child?

They say that the crew who made her had lost the animatronic and that she is still out there. Aparently some of the crew members are afraid to find her again

I’ve never seen the movie, Child’s Play, but I imagine this is what it’s about.

OH MY GODS ITS A BABY