Echoes and Ashes

scientists are in labs right now creating the thinnest and worst material known to mankind so they can make women’s clothing

they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

i always think abt my cousin in greece who's like obsessed with american culture, bc ill say that im going to a barbecue and she'll be like "wow.... a real life american barbecue... will there be red cups?" you bet your ass there'll be red cups. take my hand. have a hot dog. all your dreams can come true here at the real life american barbecue

dont do that spongebob its christmas

i love gaboon vipers why do they move like that

this animal is so travel

what if i *remembers that making suicide jokes is not conducive with my goal of improving the wellbeing of myself and everyone around me* transform into an oyster

I saw the "AD BLOCK IS NOT ALLOWED ON YOUTUBE" popup on YouTube only for it to immediately disappear within a half second. I felt like a lady being shielded by the great knight sir Firefox from a terrible bowmans arrow.

i hate that seasonal depression has that acronym

this woman is struggling with a lack of motivation and persistent fatigue now that the days have gotten shorter. SAD!