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Never theonk agian

one of the most annoying things about being sick is when you’re all stuffed up and can’t breathe through your nose so any time you eat something you have to gasp for breath after every bite. you’d think i’d just surfaced from a free dive but no. chicken nugget.

being the last one to send a message before the chat falls into sudden silence always feels like u just made the worst faux pas of your life and you go sorry guys was that weird and they're all like no sorry I was just looking at a leaf on tbe ground leaf.jpg like oh ok

black with moderate white spotting

Sorry for being incapable of answering a question without like 900 "It dependssss" prefaces. Unfortunately too many things depend on too many things

yeah yeah we’ve all destroyed and betrayed ourselves for nothing around here you’re not special

who keeps breaking into my freezer and replacing the trays full of little water with ice cubes

how am i supposed to function under these conditions [sleepy]

guys. i really like you. it's nice to be on this dashboard together

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made