Chick fil A Wants Me Dead

Creating whole ass new game and character just because i miss Varré

hate when you find a character whose so infuriatingly Your Type that its embarrassing like yeahg no one is gonna be surprised when i announce this is my new Guy Of The Month

I wasn’t built to be employed. I need to stay up until 4 am like a normal person

oooouughggh I have a really bad headache I need to look at my screen more it's the only thing that soothes me

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

…do you think, during his year of isolation, that Tara ever sat on Gale's chest while he was asleep and purred to try to heal the orb because it's like an ingrained biological cat type behaviour?

I'm becoming the most unemployable version of myself

there's like 10,0000,0 accounts with names like "Best Heritage Posts" and "Tumblr Hall Of Fame Posts" and "So Funny Hellsite Posts" but where's the shitty posts accounts. where's the hall of fail accounts. i want to see the worst of the worst

heritage post

come on man