dyngys

It's called a deadline because it's the line that if you dondidnt do it in time they kill you to dead

they're sending me to the circus tomorrow

the amazing digital one? or a secret new one?

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

this is not a place of honor

Oh hey post of Ozymandius, good to see you again standing on your feet in a desert where no one remembers you

I AM HOLDING YOUR HAND. WHEN I TELL YOU THIS. IT IS OKAY. TO BE A LESBIAN. YOU DONT HAVE TO PRETEND. TO BE ATTRACTED TO MEN.

SORRY.

Very supportive message from tumblr user homophobia

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

@randomitemdrop

Item: Walking Honker

im so fucking stupid

i don't know probably not this though

I can't look at this image without thinking of "what if I pistol whipped you as hard as humanly possible"

thinking about experiencing my first sensation soon

don't do it it's not worth it

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

i love how OP is wailing over being set on fire but manages to remember to close the door behind him when he leaves the house.

GLaDOS voice: "Would you like to see some artwork I generated? I've heard from other test subjects that AI-generated artwork produces an uncanny valley response in human viewers because they can't perceive it as fully real. They've told me that it looks absolutely hideous to them, that they can't imagine anything more disgusting than AI art. But, well I've been practicing and wanted your honest opinion. Feel free to let me know how ugly you find this by ranking it on a scale from 'vomit-inducing' to 'eye-bleeding'." A robotic arm lowers from the ceiling holding a hand mirror up to Chell's face

my cat is completely obsessed with watching the bathroom sink drain and I have started calling this "her shows." as in when I'm in the bathroom and she meows and runs up I'll be like "oh you want to watch your shows?" and run the faucet for an extra few seconds so it fills a little. she will then sit there at the edge of the sink for ages totally entraptured by the drain. blorbo from her sink