I've been in this stupid drive thru lane for 20 full minutes

we are in the midst of a friday ass thursday. keep your wits about you.

like the betrayal’s always going to be worse if they cared about you and it didn’t matter. someone discards you because they didn’t give a shit, then you can be angry about that, you can feel vindicated in that, you can get over it. but if they can look you in the eyes and say “I love you. I would make the same choice again.” You will never sleep peacefully again, is all.

being single sucks [remembers that romantic love isnt the gleaming beacon of salvation that will fix the chasm within me] #mychasm #isupportmychasm [remembers not to trivialize my emotions] but it is painful to never have been deemed worthy of that kind of lasting love [remembers how many incels there are] but honestly you should be totally self-sufficient and never want anything ever [remembers that im evil] im evil

im about to become the jigsaw of janitors.

Hello little boy. you love to put half finished burger king fruit punch cups in the recycling for your janitor to discover. as a punishment, I have put you in a glass cage full of paper and plastic detritus. fruit punch will begin pouring out in 10 seconds. if you can accurately identify which plastic is actually recyclable and which the recycling company will deem trash anyway, you will survive. good luck.

more women whump. more women pushing themselves and passing out from sleep deprivation and exhaustion. more women training until their knuckles bleed and their legs give out from under them. more women being held prisoner and remaining stoic until the very end or perhaps when they’re rescued. more women under truth serum and terrifying hallucinogens. more women waking up in a pool of blood, their own and others’ and not knowing what happened but that something is terribly wrong with them. more women falling apart o ly when rescued. more women pushed to their breaking point. more women whump.

new york sirens picking seventh in the draft. help. @NYCmayor