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me: do I need to schedule around my CT scan next week? what if they have to sedate me and I can't drive afterward- me: ... me: I'm not a dog. I will probably be cooperative with the CT scan and not bite the tech.

I need so many dogs

at what age does it start sounding wierd to call your baby "it" ?

none. #it/itspronounsbaby #wokebaby #hellyeahwokebaby

showers do feel kinda nice but having to shower is such bullshit

i should just get to never feel gross ever on account of im cutes

shoots you with my cupid arrow but you lowkey die

SMOKED SALMON IS THE ONLY THING THAT NUMBS THE PAIN

sure he understands leftist theory but does he believe feminism is a worthwhile and rigorous school of thought which is inextricable from class struggle

a lot of anti-historian stuff comes across like “i want history to be simple and i am suspicious of people who tell me it’s not” and this is a thing you see from people on any place on the political spectrum

how much does the aurora borealis weigh

it's pretty light