Wowow

please i need him to die on 4th of july gaudy as fuck 'america 250' celebration that would be the funniest thing ever i wouldn't even bitch about the fireworks. i wouldn't even do that.

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

Argentina survived, but Cape Verde took them to the limit. That was legitimately one of the most amazing sporting events I've ever seen.

cabo verde worked argentina straight down to the bone and had them scrambling for their lives until the very end of overtime. even though they didn't win i am so happy for them bc i know people will be talking about this match and the team's overwhelming tenacity for the rest of the cup

Give Vozinha the Golden Glove award right now I'm so serious. No one else deserves it. Vozhina, Golden Glove.

"Hello, my name is Vozinha, and while I am in goal, all the powers of Hell will not suffice to score."

if you didn't watch the cabo verde v argentina game holy shit you missed out. it was intense. it was peak television. a first-time team from a tiny country came within a hair (3-2) of dethroning the reigning champions. their 40-year-old goalie had messi looking like he was having a panic attack. it was fucking brilliant. i need a cabo verde jersey now.

No one is doing it like Vozinha in this World Cup. 10/10 narratives, he came, he served, he is playing on the same level as the best player in the world. Even if they lose this game the guy made history. No words bro.

Cape Verde's story is the most beautiful story of this world cup - one to remember forever, one that has cemented them in world cup history.

so ive been meaning to do this poll for a while because my hypothesis is that seattle is the most Tumblr city, likely in the entire world. tumblr has a huge american majority userbase obviously, but just for comparison going forward, only 0.22% of the american population lives in seattle. as of this reblog, this poll is showing 4% of respondents are seattleites. given, this isnt scientific at all, because my blog just has a lot of seattle connections and seattle followers, but it's still an impressive bias

well i dont really get why the goalkeepers dont release their sword intent

I would let her kill me for sport

just saw a sunflower in an urban garden that was so big i had to look up to see the top of it. stem the thickness of my forearm. they had it tied to an electrical pole with a length of twine to keep it balanced. leaves like TWO dinner plates, ten or more alternating pairs, jack and the beanstalk type shit, no sign of stopping. a tree is a somewhat ambiguous growth form botanically speaking and that IS a tree to me