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four and half hours is such a specific amount of time
you don’t realize how critical your roommate is to your back health (step on it) until she’s gone for several weeks. girl i need you and your big flat feet 😭
Oasister Liam lusts after Sophie written by Debbie Jackson (November 19th, 1994)
matthew lillard just shared this on his instagram, he’s such an icon 🏳️🌈

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i’m always gettin a /strange/ throughline from liam, he will always come in that way for me bc he doesn’t mask any part of himself, which is respectable . but with noel i’ll see something and it will just hit out of nowhere like good lord WHAT a fuckin weirdo
@calebsane !!
you had asked me what i think the weirdest noel anecdote is. it’s this: https://www.tumblr.com/twinka/710305564479062016/noel-gallagher-interview-sonic-fm-edmonton
💬 3 🔁 21 ❤️ 54 · Noel Gallagher - Sonic FM Edmonton Interview, 08.26.08 Noel Gallagher Interview - Sonic FM, Edmonton, 2008-08-26
“liam’s [taken viagra], though. yeah, he actually became a rather nice person for 4 1/2 hours.”
this line knocked me out the first time i heard it like i just could not fathom what on earth he was thinking where it came from why he felt compelled to say it and not clarify in any way (maybe with a “…said his missus” or something). whaaaaat a weirdo
“Everything’s great,” says Noel. “Just today he[Liam] came up to me and gave me a great big kiss. So the tablets are definitely working.”
—
Noel gallagher Irish Times - 6/12/1997
(via sky-of-red)
IT WAS ON THE LIPS I SUPPOSE AND NOEL STFU YOU LOVED IT
if noel was interviewed by daniel molloy his own personal intrusive “was it raining, louis?”/“were you a stutterer as a child, lestat?” daniel question would be “how long does it take to plan a kidnapping, noel gallagher?”
A Timeline of Oasis August-September 1996
Making a timeline because these are the most insane two months anyone's ever had. Also for me and @glossymint 's fic purposes
[At the start of July, Liam and Patsy get engaged. Noel finds out through rumours and the press. According to Noel, Liam finally tells him in Birmingham, around July 18. From there there's no gigs until Loch Lomond]
August 1 -> Liam and Patsy's engagement is officially made public. (x)
August 2 -> Loch Lomond soundcheck, Liam and Noel have an argument and Noel sees a worker die the night before the show.
August 3 ->First Loch Lomond gig. Interviews with MTV, Liam and Noel do separate interviews, a bit tense. Liam and Noel kiss at the start of the gig.
August 4 -> second Loch Lomond gig
August 10 & 11 -> Knebworth gigs
From August 16 to August 22 -> rehearsals for the MTV Unplugged performance. On the last day Liam and Noel come to blows during the rehearsals, Liam refuses to sing and Oasis rehearses while Liam claps on the front row. (Hewitt, 1997, p.346)
August 23 -> MTV Unplugged performance. Liam refuses to sing due to a sore throat, watches Noel peform from the balcony.
August 27 -> the band arrive at Heathrow airport to set out for a three-week American tour. Liam gets off the plane and the band travel without him. Liam says that he can't travel with the band because he needs to do house hunting for him and Patsy.
Oasis perform in Chicago without Liam, Noel is on vocals.
August 28 -> The gig gets cancelled "for last minute MTV Awards rehearsals". Noel talks to the press, defends Liam's choice to leave the tour and assures that Oasis aren't breaking up.
August 29 -> Liam arrives to the US and is back with the band, says he already sorted out the house and that him and Noel "are sweet"
September 3 -> Rehearsals for the MTV Awards in New York.
September 4 -> Performance at the MTV Awards, every band who performs is interviewed except for Oasis. In response, Liam mocks and swears at the audience, changes the lyrics of Champagne Supernova to "Champagne Supernova up yer bum" and spits on stage.
September 11 -> Before the Charlotte gig, Liam and Noel allegedly come to blows. The gig gets cancelled. One of the rumors that was circulating was that Noel was upset that the Charlotte venue was downsized from Independence Arena to the Charlotte Hornets Training Facility (x). The rest of the US tour is cancelled.
— The Charlotte Observer
September 12 -> Noel comes back from the US tour, the press is filled with rumours that Oasis is breaking up, lead by The Sun's front cover reporting Oasis had "sensationally split up".
September 13 -> In the morning, Patsy (staying in LA at the time) appears on TV and says: 'I don't know anything. I haven't spoken to Liam. As far as I know, he's on a plane back to London. I'm bewildered by the whole thing.'
Liam and the rest of the band arrive at the airport. A group of men take Liam to a house in the country where Noel is expecting him. (Furmanovsky, 1997)
In the afternoon, Creation Records and Ignition Management issue a statement saying the band is not breaking up, that Liam and Noel are spending time together and getting over jet lag:
The rest of the tour dates are cancelled.
September 21 -> Liam's 24th birthday.
This same day, Melody Maker publishes an article detailing the events of the US tour with quotes by people from Creation. This article also says that: "Noel and Liam left London for a secret location where they met up and were still together as we went to press."
Sources:
Furmanovsky, J. (1997) Was There Then - Hewitt, P. (1997) Getting High - Oasis Live Net - Carol Clerk "They thought it was all over" (1996) in Melody Maker
So Liam and Patsy were spending every second together until Patsy goes to L.A to promote a film she's in (the only film she did that year btw), and at the same time Noel and Liam "have a serious talk" and consequently cancel the US tour. Then the next day, the same day of Patsy's movie premiere, Liam gets kidnapped
It's a very convenient coincidence that Noel arranged the house and Liam's "transport" all in one day and Patsy just happened to be out of the country. Unless of course Noel pulled out of the tour knowing she would be out of the country and arranged everything so he could spend some time alone with Liam

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my favorite part of the opening of every game is the line of children in front of each football player who have clearly been told repeatedly to not stop smiling so they have a rigid 😬 smile on their face and they’re trying to figure out if the camera has gotten to them yet without moving their heads and their eyes are darting around wildly (trapped in a flesh prison vibes)
my bestie taught me how to make nkatsenkwan (peanut stew) which i have prepared lovingly in honor of her (currently on a long-haul flight) and the Ghanaian national team
there are just things we know as facts bc we’ve gotten so deep in their brains and noel being weak-kneed penis delirious for 2014 butch skinhead liam is one of them. if they were ‘off’ during that transformation i have absolutely no doubt that noel was jacking it like 3x a day thinking about liam. and liam for his part was jacking it 10x a day thinking about noel jacking it to vids and photos of his sexy butch body
inspired by that tweet
y’all look at this dog my aunt just sent me 😭 this is a human person

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also. so sorry for all the personal posts lately. i’m in therapy two times a week and the internal reflection is near constant and everything has been triggering thoughts and memories lately. i’m sure i’ll calm down soon but writing things out is the best way for me to relieve tightly held feelings.
my much younger half-sister does not want to think of her dad as an abusive person, and there was no overlap between her being alive and the worst of what the older kids had experienced. so i understand why it’s hard for her to conceptualize him as having committed some truly evil acts, she just knows a different person (a more chronically ill person who doesn’t have the physical strength to beat ppl anymore 😒). but it drives me crazy when she messages me upset about how he is treating her, looking for input, and when i tell her he’s being an emotionally abusive asshole she’s like ‘stop trying to villainize him’ GIRL you are the one that just texted me bc he got angry at you and started slamming things and shouting to scare you! and it rattled you, bc he knows exactly what scares women and he does it on purpose!!