i cannot wait to see them at the premiere!! i hope liam is on his worst brotherloving behavior!! i want him back on his early 2000s bullshit . hand on the lower back or else 😠

one time when i was in london i got a bacterial infection and went to the emergency room and i was sitting in the back waiting to be called and felt myself about to pass out and i was disoriented from the fever and i looked to the security guard who was next to me playing games on his phone and i said 'i need help i'm about to faint' and he pointed to the nurse station way at the front of the room and said 'you need to go up there for that' and then i passed out and when i woke up i was on the ground and a nurse was holding me and the security guard had gone back to playing games on his phone. this is the primary reason i hate england followed closely by the colonialism that has oppressed multiple branches of my family tree

i've been paid to do mommy/son roleplay and brother/sister roleplay and once sister/sister that naturally veered into mommy/daughter roleplay but i have never done brother/brother. it might be these dormant instincts coming out but i would let liam pay me for sex if i could rp as noel. i'd have to insist on flipfucking and strapping him, though. i suspect it would end up naturally veering into daddy/son. i'd sign an nda for this. anyway how's your sunday going

i have a just-trust-me theory that if someone were to posit the question to liam on twitter "who is your favorite lesbian?" he would respond "Debbie hands down" this is because I know that Debbie is a part-time lady-lover. i'm right about this

noel gallagher i've been told i'm a very sympathetic listener and i am extremely cool about a lot of things. perhaps some things you wouldn't expect perhaps some things that are highly unique and highly relevant to your lived experiences. come talk to me noel gallagher. bring your brother, the one you're in lo- in a band with

damnnn inter milan merch is sexy as fuck

noel didn't come out during the band's initial run because he wanted to leave the option open to be publicly homophobic towards liam when they weren't getting along. which honestly is fair bc if there's one thing liam hated it was being considered gay or bisexual. mind you they had been fucking each other regularly if not constantly at least since the early 90s. 🌈 #oasis 🌈