Noel said here that he wrote Lock All The Doors in Paris while still a roadie for the Inspiral Carpets, so of course I went to look up possible dates for that (discarding late '92 bc he'd surely been sacked by then + a gig in 1990 mostly out of instinct that his songwriting still wouldn't've been "there" yet):

'I love you.' 'No, you don't.'

I love this video... going to put it under the read more because it sucks (cw misogyny, racism, unfunny 'comedy' question mark). probably don't bother actually watching unless you want the full experience. But it's amazing. The woman in the audience doesn't say a single word and the comedian just unravels. Her silence becomes increasingly unnerving to him; he starts making up things he imagines she would want to say to him, rambles about how even her friend is trying not to laugh (cut to her friend's expression which is just tired annoyance), spirals into a rant about how she wants to take away his freedom of speech and would freeze his bank account if she could, eventually fantasizing about her getting gangraped (with some extra racism thrown in there). It's art. She's so powerful. Why did he post this himself.