at this point i’ve forgotten more incriminating incestuous details about liam and noel than i’ll ever remember

i have a faint suspicion that liam's change of heart about wonderwall is a direct result of noel finally conceding to liam privately that the song is indeed about him

the ewww grossed out i-need-to-go-take-a-shower comments about GGTIA always make me deeply sad. that must have hurt liam a lot. i wish noel had considered ways to distance himself from the meaning of the song without feigning being repulsed by liam - the oft-repeated 'brothers can't make love' joke would have sufficed and then just move on, y'know?

liam, we would now like to see you use the word in a sentence

here's the thing. the thing is, liam apropos of nothing telling a journalist in the early 2000s that andy's boyfriend couldn't break up the band is exactly the same energy as liam stealing and wearing his girlfriends' sunglasses around his wife. at least during that time period he was getting something out of flaunting infidelity. the braggy fuck-you to andy's bf that is given by saying such a statement offhandedly is why i think it wasn't a joke and he and andy were fucking around throughout those oasis years when things were at their worst between noel and liam

my family knows nothing about me bc my IG and FB profiles are completely dead/blank. meanwhile you sad lot are forced to read about my 2x weekly therapy sessions and the time i had agonizing marathon sex on meth and every kink i've ever had and (worst of all) every weird useless thought i've ever had about the oasis brothers' love affair