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Millennials watching Gen Z organizing huge rallies and standing up to zero-action politiciansÂ

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The world @ America.
So many things kill me in this video:
1. How she just tappin random buttons in the beginning
2. How she says âI am confusionâ
3. The way she says âexplainâ
I thought Iâd lost this forever. I will forever reblog.
on one hand this is hysterically funny, but on the other someoneâs gonna get lit on fire or blown up at this rate lmao
This is⌠not that hardâŚ.
It happened
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From @veggiedayz: âBlackberry has a song he wants to sing for you.â #cutepetclub [source: http://ift.tt/28SdMmN ]
*tiny mew* *BIG MEOOOOOOOOOOOOW* *tiny mew*
Aww. Heâs got lots to say. :)
Let me sing you the song of my people.
omggg
he sounds exactly like the â33 screaming frogsâ video
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Fun Story: My director kept telling me and my tenor sax buddy to play softer. No matter what we did, it wasnât soft enough for him. So getting frustrated, I told my buddy âDont play this time. Just fake itâÂ
Our Band Director then informed us we sounded perfect.Â
To my readers: âpâ means quiet, âppâ means really quiet. Iâve never seen âppppâ before haha.
On the contrast, âfâ means loud, and âffffâ probably means so loud you go unconscious.
I had ffff in a piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudly as physically possible without falling off my chairâŚ
Me and my trombone buddies had âffffâ and he sat next to me and played so hard that he fell out of his chair.
The lengths we go for music.
Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and the amount of air you have to move and the stiffness of the reed means it only has two settings and that is loud and louder, with an optional LOUDEST that includes a 50% probability of HORRIBLE CROAKING NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiquitous clarinet shriek.
One day, when I was in concert band in high school, we got a new piece handed out for the first time, and there was a strange little commotion back in the tuba section â whispering, and pointing at something in the music, and swatting at each otherâs hands all shhh donât call attention to it. And although they did attract the attention of basically everyone else in the band, they managed to avoid being noticed by the band director, who gave us a few minutes to look over our parts and then said, âAll right, letâs run through it up to section A.â
And here we are, cheerfully playing along, sounding reasonably competent â but everyone, when they have the attention to spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players. They donât come in for the first eight measures or so, and then when they do come in, what we see is:
[stifled giggling]
[reeeeeeally deep breath]
[COLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISE]
The entire band stops dead, in the cacophonous kind of way that a band stops when it hasnât actually been cued to stop. The band director doesnât even say anything, just looks straight back at the tubas and makes a helpless sort of why gesture.
In unison, the tuba players defend themselves: âTHERE WERE FOUR FâS.â
FFFF is not really a rational dynamic marking for any instrument, but for the love of all that is holy why would you put it in a tuba part.
This is the best band postÂ
Everyone else go home
Oh man, so I play trombone, and we got this piece called Florentiner Marsch by Julius Fucik, and we saw this
which is 8 fortes. We were shocked until,
that is 24 fortes who the fuck does that
Who does that?
This guy. Take a good look - that is the moustache of a man with nothing to lose.
Julius IdontgivaFucik
More like Julius Fuckit
Pyrozodâs tags for this were too hilarious not to share
I havenât been in band for years but this made me laugh so hard
I havenât seen this post in ages and Iâm dying of laughter
I didnât think it could get better after The Foghorn Tuba Story, but it did. It got better. Bless you, MusicTumblr.
as far as I can translate it, the German notes at the octuple forte mean something roughly like âYou want the instrument to cough⌠this is not for wimpsâ
this man was a menace
Yeah I need to join another brass band
Getting Tuba feels.
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backstories to random gifs are my favorite thing and they need to continue
my favorite part of this is that her saying âbloody typicalâ implies theyâre in the UK and sheâs sitting on the left which means that Mike is driving
So relevant @motherofdrongos
I have never seen grape ice cream.
Actually, i know why this is:
Grapes contain a a special molecule Anthocyanin that prevents freezing, so youâd keep ending up with grape milk. Many ice cream companies and manufacturers have made bold attempts at grape ice cream, hardly any of them successful.
But then, finally, those geniuses at Ben and Jerryâs did it. So why donât we have grape ice cream?
Hereâs the thing: Ben confessed in a People Magazine interview in 1984 that he had a huge crush on Becky and promised to create the flavor just for her. Knowing the history of grape ice cream, she coyly requested it, thinking it to be impossible. Ben began to include the grape skin and juice to better see the differences between batches. While he didnât understand the science behind this at the time, he found that including the skins increased the levels of anthocyanin enough to make the ice cream freeze. âBecky was impressed,â he remarked, âWe were at her house, alone. I gave her the scoop â on a cone. I was really getting somewhere. She was laughing and happy. She couldnât believe I did it. Iâll never forget what happened next.â
âBecky jokingly gave her dog a lick from the cone. He liked it and took a couple of licks. Then he just gasped and dropped dead. He flipped down onto the floor and was just gone. I had no idea grapes are toxic to dogs. Specifically to the anthocyanin. Becky was devasted. I had invented a deadly dog poison, and I definitely wasnât getting anywhere with her now.â
Yeah.Â
tldr; The reason we donât have grape ice cream is because Ben from Ben and Jerryâs killed Jerryâs hot sisterâs dog with it.
holy fuck
Damn @motherofdrongos

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Friendship day, hah. Got whooped in ways more than one already.
my dad works for the white house and he just told me that apparently the government banned kissanime on the white house wifi cause officials were watching it like, a noticeable amount
wait, I just mentioned this to him again and he said âno, they didnât block kissanime from the White House, they banned it from the entire Department of Defenseâ
if itâs not too late, hereâs a screenshot of the page that comes up when anyone on the DoD tries to get to kissanime
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me apologizing: .. â / ⌠â .-. .-. -.â
them: whats that?
me: remorse code
them: im even angrier at u now
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the best fruits are hardest to open
this fucking bowling ball is gonna be delicious i know it
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@dwiref Save yourself, nig.Â
If this does happen, look on the bright side. Youâll get free ice cream even when you donât want it. And then Iâll lose that job too.Â
When you put your music on shuffle and the song you actually wanted to listen to comes on firstâŚ