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Oh this hits differently in 2021

petition to change all of academia’s “et al” to “& besties”

sorry for being annoying. it will happen again

do you ever feel yourself slowly losing your current hyperfixation but you’re not particularly interested in anything else rn so you have nothing to fill that void and ur just bored and ready for death

This is uncomfortably accurate

i feel so called out rn

I'm no fan of Cristiano Ronaldo but him wiping $4 billion off the market value of Coca Cola overnight by refusing to drink it at the press conference, moving the bottles away from him, holding up a bottle of water and telling people to drink that instead is the most hilarious and iconic thing I've ever heard and I've never had more respect for him than I do right now

Truth

just got vaccinated it was a little weird when the nurse kissed me on the mouth with tongue but it was a great experience all around 👍

when you fuck up, you have to actually say "i really fucked this up & it's on me" in order to be better. there's no room for projecting or acting like a victim. no room for excuses or acting like you don't care. you have to actually grow the fuck up & take responsibility for every consequence. there's no growth without accountability.

sorry i isolated myself for a month i was having a depressive episode and it’ll definitely happen again

my talents include being able to sit on the toilet for 30 minutes being distracted by my phone

“It’s mom’s birthday,David.”

^that’s low-key the best line