"Manners maketh man."

“you’re so quiet” yeah i don’t make sense when i talk.

I did not realise this post would take hollanov tumblr by storm lmao

Can’t wait for OP to get scurvy

Are you under the impression that the ships themselves are what caused scurvy

"surely im faking this," i think, directly experiencing all the symptoms nd not benefiting from it at all

"Surely I am faking this" I tell myself and absolutely no one else because I refuse to even let them know I'm struggling in any way shape or form

on tumblr our funny little jokes are required to go through an ethics committee and then pass peer-review before they are allowed to be published to the greater public. whats not to get about this

this is the most realistic queer dialogue ive ever seen

Important context: they’re married to each other.