the mongoose under the house

Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything

The convergence 

this track and an instrumental version of it are now available on bandcamp and half the proceeds are going to Palestine Legal, Chirla, Palestine Children’s Relief Fund, and Sudanese American Physicians Association

today at work i rung up a customer and the total was 12.30 and i said “12:30, reminds me of a clock :)” and they kind of smiled at me with confusion and i was like “like the time on a clock, just reminds me of it… 12:30” and they said “i have no idea what you’re talking about…” with an expression of supreme pity and gentleness. after that was finished i turned to my coworker next to me and said “i just bombed so hard with this clock comment” and then realized the customer hadn’t moved and was still standing right next to me. if my fate continues down this path, the customer will probably read this tumblr post as well

I’m at a hardcore show asking people why the guy on stage is yelling at us

the earth hates to see my meek ass coming

Instead of going to work tomorrow why don’t we all just dig a really deep hole