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if i look back, i am lost
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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occasionally subtle
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@dutchfruitjar
Republicans deliberately use coded language to trick people to vote for them and radicalize their group. Many don't even realize they're radicalized or what they're saying is even racist. This is why they think the Left is "over reacting" because the either know they're using coded language and don't care, or they don't know anything at all.
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reblogging a post that says “do it scared” vs actually doing it scared
I really like how the scientology speedrunning trend is developing, in this clip we see that the participants are
Not deterred by the closed door
Working as a group
Protecting their identities
Inflicting material costs to the institution via property destruction
Getting away at the end
These ideas were not all here from the beginning. They are genuinely gaining experience that can be applied elsewhere
The church of scientology is on tumblr and they are sending me anon asks telling me that they can't even commit to reporting a post
The bird app has a lot of garbage but this thread really tickled me this morning:
Bonus:
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(Getting swindled by a genie) it’s like talking to a fucking tumblr user with you
the genie: how dare you say I'm fucking a tumblr user
In case anyone’s wondering, they still tell the same lies at high school graduations that they told 25 years ago.
My autism injustice rage was seething and apparently I did a poor job of hiding it. I really thought I was doing so well. And then I felt my face relax when I got to the car.
Also what the FUCK is with this religious (christian) BULLSHIT that has infiltrated PUBLIC schools??!?!?!?!?!????!??!?????!!!!!
Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey. Photograph by Daniel Ibanez, 2024
i think they should let the skull drive the car
#kind of thought this would be like an armored car situation but no he's just up there riding passenger princess
what're they gonna do, kill him?
i like how the driver appears to be either consulting the gps or putting on his spotify playlist here. what's the spotify playlist for this drive even look like
jellyfish have to be kept in a round tank because if they're in a tank with corners they'll get stuck in them. I think that's beautiful. god's stupidest little plastic bags (affectionate)
Also when being bred in captivity(this is done at my work and my job is to teach people about it) to get them to reproduce from the polyp stage of life, we have to intentionally cause them enough stress to reproduce but not enough to harm them. Lately we’ve done that by cleaning their habitat extra well, makes them think the word is ending
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There’s a college in my city that has a rumor that there’s a secret basement below the known basement that can only be accessed via some hidden stairs scattered around the school or by pressing a secret number sequence in some of the elevators. The staff at the school are super annoyed by this and have no idea where this rumor started.
But I know. I think it was me.
In my defense I never intended to start a rumor. Many years ago I worked as a cleaner at the school and one evening I had to transport one of those big floor washing machines from the basement to the second level via the elevator. When the doors opened a very confused looking man stood inside. He was one of those slicked back gym-bro IT guys and made no movement to get out. The elevator wouldn’t fit him, me and the machine so I asked “Where are you going? Up or down?”
He gave me a smug shit-eating grin and said “Down?” in a mocking tone.
It took me a second to realize that of course he wasn’t going down, we were in the basement, but his look and tone annoyed me so much I refused to admit I misspoke and instead said “Yeah, down. I don’t know if you’re going to the second basement”
His smile disappeared “There’s a second basement?”
“Yeah but it sounds like you don’t have access to it so I guess you’re going up? I’ll just wait”
I never thought of it as anything other than a funny story to tell about that time I got so annoyed with a guy that I invented an entire second basement, but it turns out he probably refused to believe a cleaner fooled him and the story spread.
Since this very very much in progress fish plate has gotten some surprising fame, I would like to ask you a small favor:
How should I finish this? Which fish is obviously missing? Help me fishblr!
Dear comrades, I would like to inform you:
THE FISH PLATE IS READY!
knowing that the past tense of "hang" is "hanged" when it's a method of execution can be very entertaining because you'll be watching a horror movie and someone goes "local legend says a woman was hung in these woods" and you're like "👀 good for her I guess"
have you all seen Lukashenko’s fucked up dog-cylinder
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when I’m sucking on her strap and she moans like she feels it. it’s so fucking hot!
The steam library really is the gamers refrigerator. I keep checking to see if there's anything I want to play. I have games. I have plenty of games. There's nothing i want to play
