Dusty

putting ketchup on fries is too permanent for me … i have to dip . i control the sauce

good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil..........

Panties hit the FLOOR

you know it sister

used to think you were my bud but i got weiser

I think I’m literally never gonna be sick of this masterpiece. I think watching it on a loop for eight hours could fix me. Dancing’s what clears my soul. Dancing’s what makes me whole.

I just love that this very video is an accumulation of thousands of years worth of art made by people who have never met each other. The concept of this video was so completely unfathomable to every single artist who made the sculptures and yet they’ve all put something toward the creation of it.

ITS BACK ON MY TIMELINE

vsdbkas this is fucking hilarious

the menstrual cup and menstrual scepter

i bet it feels good to be an underwater plant just swaying in sync with the flow of water

I hope having sex thinks about me too

"focaccia, serves 4" yes all 4 me

"tiramisu, serves 2" yes all 2 myself

“Pie, serves 8” yes I 8 it all